what the fuck

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

gosh

Is this for real?

I promise

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you