Cailleach

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

person who always thinks something bad will happen no matter what: ok but what if something bad really happens

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me