Cailleach

When kids play Pokemon and only ever use their starter so that it's like level 80 by the time they reach the end of the game and only let it learn pure attack moves that's the realest way to play Pokemon .Beast mode

By the end of Pokemon Pearl my party was literally like a lvl 70 something Torterra and some bullshit. I think I had a bidoof

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

IT IS NOT THE AGE OF MAMMALS. IT IS THE AGE OF ANGIOSPERMS

in my younger years we used to feast lavishly on roasted suckling pig and bread with butter or apricot jam or soft cheeses and buttered baked potatoes with sour cream and cheddar and bacon and chives and rice dishes with hearty stew and stir fried mushrooms and warm cider. these days its mostly boiled dog parts and leaves

We need a third space between life and death

So turns out there's this place called the hospital and you can go there

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

The bare naked ladies are probably the band you could most feasibly see living a ninja turtle life in a sewer base eating pizza