Cailleach

unfortunately the english were incapable of making it greenwich nicies time

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

polar beverages is the only company i would sell out to. only good thing to come out of worcester

Official Post of Massachusetts

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it