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Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

having autism is fun every time you say or do something you have to spin the giant wheel that decides if people are going to get mad at you or not and you have no idea what the wheel says. 75% of it is bad though. but there's a 25% chance it will be positive so you have no choice but to spin or you will literally do nothing until you die. let's go gambling!

Everybody got the mutual they're tryna take to a secondary location

mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

Oh you have no idea.

this made me laugh so hard i started choking and gasping for air 

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

there are people out there who are naturally good at talking and making friends and standing normally and i think they should be systematically oppressed, even tortured

H P Lovecraft may have been a cranky racist hack, but we mustn't let his proclivities taint our appreciation of pretentious verbosity. Sometimes "cyclopean" is in fact the word we're grasping for. Sometimes it's even "rugose".

just like cop shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have caught the serial puppy killer by now if only police had even more money and power, doctor shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have solved every problem with this patient's body by now if only patients weren't so pigheaded and lazy and entitled and dishonest