just some more footage of the popping lemon

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

saw 11 where nothing happens because jigsaw died 20 fucking years ago

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS