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Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

happy pride month to this post specifically

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

I once successfully argued someone into believing that apples and pears are the same thing. Doesn’t make it true.

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

has a baby ever actually said googoogaga? they mostly seem to prefer buh- or bah- sounds

i pressed my underworld connections and the result was largely the same. Its a myth, goo goo gaga is out of the game for good.

Great work everybody, hit the showers

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish