Chemical Free™️

The Masc of Amontillado

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

this post is getting 50k easy

I mean, I've spent the past year arguing in favor of the idea that the Pokeworld should in fact be somewhat edgy. But also no it shouldn't, have you ever played a Pokemon game? There are not hundreds of corpses stacked up in Viridian Forest, I can tell you that much.

You faint a Pokemon in battle and a pack of shroomish descend on it like cartoon piranhas. In 30 seconds there's nothing left but its held item

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Fucking S tier game writing

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

i really like transfem wish fulfillment stuff i just wish it didn't make me aware of gaping holes in my chest that have always been there

obsessed with the spiderweb in the middle of my carnivorous plant. sir that cannot be up to housing regulations. she will eat you

the idea of a bug actually making its way through the countless open maws of my fly trap only to get caught in a spiderweb is killing me. hostile zone