shit's fuego, janet

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure