This is probably not what op intended when they said (through the tags) that they pulled each other's hair on the ice, but this is actually all i was able to imagine about it and it's currently cracking me the fuck up 😭
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"What is that one for?" Troy asks Harris, pointing at his pride pin.
"Oh, thats the pride flag."
"No it's not," says Troy. "The pride flag is rainbow, that one has a bunch of other colors and triangles."
Harris has to quickly gloss over the fact that this - probably straight - hockey player had just corrected him on the pride flag in order to explain. "Its the Progress Pride flag. The brown and black stripes are to highlight people of color in the community and fight racism, and the blue, pink, and white stripes are for trans folks."
"Oh," Troy is quiet for a moment. "What does 'he-slash-him' mean?"
Harris blinks. There was no way this man had never heard all the bullshit politics around pronouns, how did he not know? Again, Harris opts for a simple explanation.
"It means I use he/him/himself pronouns. If I was nonbinary I might prefer to be called they and them."
Troy nods. "What pronouns do I use?"
"For me or for yourself?"
"Uh," Troy is getting confused. Harris is confused too.
"I identify as a man, so I want people to refer to me as 'I know Harris, he is so funny' and 'can you tell him his refrigerator is running?'. Does that sound like a good way to describe you too?"
"I think so. Yeah. Should I get a pin that says that too?"
"Oh definitely."
Later that night, Troy scrolls online after googling "he him pins". He finds many options. Most of them have colored stripes behind them. Troy is pretty sure they aren't pride flags, since they don't have the rainbow or the black and brown and blue and pink stripes. Troy picks one with colors he likes and clicks "add to cart".
A week later Troy proudly walks into Harris's office with a large pin. It reads "he/him" in a bold black font over orange and pink stripes. Harris can't help but laugh.
"What's so funny?" Troy folds his arms defensively.
"You bought a he/him lesbian pride pin?" Harris contains his laughter for Troy's sake.
"Shoot," Troy looks down at his bag. "I just liked the colors. I didn't know lesbians had a flag.
"Basically every identity does. Listen, I'll print you out a nice guide on the company laser printer, full color."
"Thanks." Troy looks concerned. "Is it... bad that I have the lesbian pin? Like, should I get a different one?"
"Are you a lesbian?" asks Harris. "Wait, actually, no, that doesn't matter. Do you support the lesbians?"
"They need my support?"
"We could all use an ally."
"Then yeah."
"In that case," Harris stands up and places a hand on Troy's shoulder. "I dub thee worthy of bearing a he/him lesbian pin."
The Twilight Zone: Our episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically" was meant as a cautionary tale about the predatory nature of the gambling industry
The Gambling Industry: We've invented the slot machine that chases you around physically from The Twilight Zone episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically"
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ok i was dared to post the pervy version of this roselana/hollanov post about them going on trips together so here we goooo
(nsfw under the cut)
they know entire too much about each other's sex life
first of all because all four of them but especially Rose and Shane after one (1) drink can't stop talking about it
(ilya actually thinks it's beautiful that shane gets to giggle about their sexcapades with a friend who won't judge him for it)
ilya realizes very quickly that it gets shane hot and bothered to know somebody 'safe' might be hearing them having sex
rose and sveta have to repay the favor of course
shane sucks ilya off to the noises of them fucking and it's the first time he's ever been actually sexually aroused by anything to do with women bc he experiences it through ilya's lens basically
it graduates to some fun voyeurism/exhibitionism after a while
one morning, shane is standing on the balcony of their room, drinking his green tea, when he realizes sveta and rose are already outside on the porch by their private pool just below him
they're whispering and smiling, kissing occasionally, and after a while, sveta slides her hands up under rose's pajama top to play with her tits
shane kind of wants to go inside but he's also extremely curious so he keeps watching for a little longer
sveta fingers rose and it's fascinating to see rose actually enjoy sex for once (which, some part of shane thinks is a hilarious realization)
she comes, her head falling back, and for a second, she sees him and shane is mortified, but rose just smiles at him
shane feels guilty and horrified at himself but also aroused and confused
he hurries back inside, closing the screen door, and wakes ilya (who's still asleep) up, begging ilya to fuck him
ilya is confused at first but immediately on board so they fuck
after, shane falls down the shame spiral and confesses to ilya like he's at church
after a moment of genuine surprise ilya is like "solnyshko rose literally saw you and kept going" and shane is like "but stilllllll" so ilya goes "ok then let's ask them" and shane is mortified
turns out, no asking necessary because once ilya coaxes shane downstairs where the girls are up having breakfast shane blushes so hard upon seeing them that it makes all three of them laugh
sveta is like "did you enjoy the show? did you learn something?" and listen we all know shane gets off on humiliation so, y'know.
ilya goes "he knows everything he needs to know, okay?" and svetlana just rolls his eyes at him
rose can tell he's genuinely flustered though so she comes over to shane and gives him a hug, telling him it's okay and she didn't mind, and then she teasingly says "you'll just have to let us watch next time in return ;)"
they do let them watch that afternoon because it's hot and they're somewhere tropical and those are their friends and all four of them are perverts :)
it's later that day in the afternoon, they're lounging around by the pool and ilya can tell shane is getting horny again
and since the situation earlier has basically had him hard for the past four hours, ilya pulls shane into his lap like "do you want to show off now?"
and it's not serious at all, it's just... fun. ilya gropes shane a little while they keep talking, and rose offers to make drinks for all of them, and svetlana goes "i wonder if you pull the same moves on boys that you do on girls" which makes shane, who's at this point squirming in ilya's lap, laugh, and Rose is like "I'm just excited to see shane enjoy sex for once" which makes them all laugh. and ilya is like "oh yeah, he enjoys it. he enjoys it a lot." which immediately serves to make shane so horny he can't think anymore.
ilya tells him to get on his knees and blow him so he doesn't have to look at the girls at first. ilya also takes his shirt off just to show off lol
rose makes an effort to stay quiet but svetlana has absolutely no qualms commenting about her best friend's form, she's like "did you see how big his dick is" and rose is all giggly like "Lana!" but ilya just gives her a wink and a grin and then makes shane choke on it
them talking over his head has shane leaking in his shorts already
svetlana, in russian, tells ilya to give shane a kiss. the russian being incredibly sexy to both rose and shane.
ilya listens to her (: after their kiss, he checks in with Shane like "still okay?" but shane is just so out of it already that he can't even speak, just nod
so ilya bends him over the lounging sofa and eats his ass, then fucks him doggy (with a little help from the olive oil they still had outside from lunch)
rose is literally wide-eyed seeing shane be soooo fucking into it, like she knew he didn't enjoy sex with her bc he's gay and was in love with ilya but the difference is HUGE (she's happy for him)
meanwhile svetlana feels like she will combust any second now bc seeing ilya fuck another guy is sooo fucking hot (also he is clearly so in love and she's happy for him)
in the middle of it, they catch each other's eyes, and rose's whole face is pink; she's like "I think i'm leaking" so svetlana is like "come here" pulls her into her lap and starts to rub her clit under her skirt and over her (indeed soaked) panties
ilya's like "oh fuck" bc between shane on his cock and the girl on girl show he's getting, he's about to cum so he changes his angle
and grabs shane by the hair, making him look up at rose and svetlana, like "are you going to show off for our friends, ah? show them how you come on my cock?"
and yeah that totally does it for shane; he cums handsfree all over the cushions as ilya pounds him, then comes inside him
meanwhile rose comes on svetlana's fingers once more, then goes to her knees in front of sveta and eats her out until she gets to come, too
after, they're all sitting there breathing hard; shane is half-asleep, rose has climbed back into sveta's lap, ilya is slumped over shane's back and they're all kind of waiting for it to get awkward
it never does
eventually, rose, ever the cutie, goes "that was soooo hot!!! like I've watched gay porn before but you two are so much hotter!" which makes ilya laugh
shane, eyes still closed, goes "so what is the verdict, lana? was it the same moves?" with a grin
and svetlana replies "eh, seems like it's different when he's in love" which makes shane sooo happy and warm and cutie sweetie
eventually, rose gets up to grab some water for them, and when she passes them, she leans down to press a kiss to shane's cheek... and maybe it should be weird, her kissing him while ilya's still inside him but it isn't, it just feels warm and cozy and shane feels very loved <3
ok i'm stopping now bc this is already super long but tbc!!
Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!
Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.
Finally finished my fanart of Tampa Bay Storm Shane from @minrozanov (on twt)'s 'good on my own accord'!! He's at Boston now but the Storm helmet was so vividly described that I HAD to draw it. The fic is now complete and I'm devastated, but so thankful for them for giving us such a thoroughly thought out world and beautiful characterization and exploration of Shane. I've mentioned this before, but this fic was an integral factor to gaining confidence to engage with my autism. Anyways! Thank you for an amazing fic and maybe I'll get to Boston Shane?
I was inspired by Frederic William Burton’s “The Meeting on the Turret Stairs”. A modern twist where after Shane leaves Ilya in his hotel room in Vegas, this is a visual portrayal of their true feelings. Ilya’s anguish not wanting to let the man he is beginning to fall for leave his embrace. Shane is fighting with his own heart, too lost in his head and embarrassment that he closes his eyes against the rejection and unsent messages on his phone.
This was a fun challenge as this was my first time taking part in a zine!
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Irina Rozanova watches her son, all of seven years old, get into fights on the ice over chirps. The other mothers coo how adorable it is when the kids throw their little gloves down and start throwing hands, but deep down it troubles Irina. She doesn't want her son to be violent, to lash out at any provocation. This is hockey, fighting is a part of the game, but how long would it be before he started getting into fights off the ice? Alexei was already having trouble at school with that very issue.
One practice, Ilya spends more time in the penalty box and bench than on the ice, and the car ride home, Irina can tell he is fuming. She pulls over, turning to him in the back seat.
"Why do you keep starting fights?"
"You're supposed to!" he whines.
"I'm not asking why you're fighting, I'm asking why you're starting them. It's holding you back from playing the game."
"Volkov keeps calling me names," Ilya pouted.
Irina nods and thinks a moment.
"Ilyusha, from now on, every car ride to and from practice, you and I are going to practice talking shit in the rink."
Ilya's eyes light up at his mother's naughty language. He had never heard her curse, he didn't even think she was capable.
"And you will be allowed one - I mean it - one curse word per practice. If you instead reply with your words and they reply with their fists, you'll stop getting penalties."
Ilya agrees excitedly. "Mama, I already know bastard and asshole, can I use those next practice?"
Irina holds back her laughter hearing her cherub-faced son proudly swear. "Pick your favorite, Ilyusha."
She pulls the car back onto the road and takes them home. Before getting out, Ilya plants a liss on his mama's cheek. She looks at him seriously.
"No swearing in the house. Especially not to your father."
Ilya nods and hauls his gear back up to his bedroom, his mood improved. Irina watches his mop of golden curls disappear up the stairs.
Inspired by this post about how Ilya describes Irina as funny and how she was probably a legendary shit talker who taught Ilya how to chirp.
This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.
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The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering
Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts
