watch black sails

ilya voice i'm cumming from the frottage

it's ironic that ableds love using disabled people for inspiration porn but hate actually giving the vast majority of disabled people the tools and accommodation to facilitate disabled people doing more with their time. it's almost like the point of it isn't to inspire but to create a false narrative that disability can be overcome with strength of will because look at these people who did it! now stop asking for help

hockey isn't real. They made it up for that gay sex show

bisexual terminator this russian menace that his name is ilya and he has a tender heart

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

I enjoy the implication that you do not necessarily have to marry the player that is being traded. If ol' Jeff's over here in danger of being swapped like a redundant Pokemon card, Steve and Matt can jump in and tie the knot and keep the team together.

[ID: Tweet by astersbow that says, "due to recent events I will be implementing a 'true love' clause into every NHLers contract. any player can block a trade by marrying a teammate within 24hrs of its announcement. my name is Gary Bettman and I approve this message." / end ID]

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look do whatever you want it’s your fic but also why twinkify shane when it’s so much more delicious to acknowledge him as being a big, strong man that could probably kill someone with his bare hands but also loves getting thrown around and hit hard by an equally strong man. Bro can take a hit, he’s trained to take it!

I think struggling with the wording on these screenings should be a diagnostic criteria in and of itself.

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"