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Ragged edge

Summer night on the beach (1903) by Edvard Munch

2008 ➺ 2017

shane hollander absolutely shitfaced after winning his third stanley cup. He's out celebrating with his team and he's completely lost track of where he is or what time it is — even what day it is — but he's so happy he's almost hysterical like his face aches from smiling and it feels like he's going to explode. And he's just hanging off Hayden's arm in the club VIP area and watching half of his (3-time Stanley cup winning!!!) team grind up on random women when he suddenly lets out a sad little sigh and Hayden's like "fuck he's about to get sappy about Rozanov" but Shane just hits him with a very slurred "I'm sooo sorry you're not gay Haydsss 🥴" and Hayden is like "buddy????" And Shane is like "it's the onnnly thing that *hiccup* feels evn clossse to thisss Hayyyds" and while Hayden's very drunk brain is still trying to reboot, Shane just wistfully adds "it's soooo good, I jussst love gay sex 🥰" and Hayden can only stand there and blink

Never stop hating

It's from the Wikipedia page for Black Death.

data, later: hello, geordi. i have created a portrait of us as terran cats. this artistic technique is known as pointillism. it became popular during the late nineteenth century. i selected an american bobtail to represent you, and an oriental shorthair to represent myself. after researching feline behavioral characteristics and common humanoid-to-animal artistic associations, i concluded these were the most statistically appropriate choices. of course, it is not possible to determine which cat breeds we would actually resemble unless we experienced a transporter malfunction or a similar form of energy fluctuation leading to an unexpected physical transformation. i also adjusted the composition to accommodate your VISOR’s perceptual processing. you have previously informed me that faint details tend to blend into surrounding imagery. because of this, i used a high level of contrast to better define the silhouettes. the cats' whiskers and ocular details were rendered in pure white to improve clarity. i additionally incorporated bright violets, cyans, and saturated blues to the main color palette of the piece, as these wavelengths appeared more distinguishable within your visual spectrum. what do you think, geordi?

your assigned ilya of the day is in silly captain mode after spending the morning with his shane 💖