future rust and future dust

sorry I've been posting like shit lately I got picked up by a large bird and have only been able to get on tumblr when we fly near a cell tower. oh great it's heading back towards the mountai

There has been a British voice in my head saying " bit sad innit" for the past week.

If my baby is bald I’m buying it a wig

i know i already reblogged this today but this video has more emotion in it than my university-level acting classes

Someone give these two their Oscars.

I'm not cottagecore I'm grandmacore. it's the same thing except instead of pretending I can run a farm I'm agoraphobic and will die soon

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma

There's something extremely endearing but also fucking hilarious about my partner helping me kill these bosses and giving me huge swords and runes in Elden Ring and telling me it's payback for all the stuff I gave them in Animal Crossing

Mage brandishing an enormous crystal staff, eyes glimmering with sorcery: I grant you my strength and the broadsword of screeching death for the kindness you showed me in a previous life, in which you gave me a cool dress and several pumpkin seeds

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.

This is literally what it’s like