bro catch this new meme

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

you can't even say "get a job" to people anymore because the market is so bad they'll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

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