hi miku, this is scarlett

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

i wholeheartedly believe in the idea that people would still want to work if we had a universal basic income. i am unfortunately a terrible spokesperson for it because if you gave me enough money to cover rent and food i would spend every day playing video games, drawing fictional characters kissing and slapping my meat. but in theory i know there are people who like having a job. trust.

slowly getting annoyed by the people who respond to this with "no if you did nothing all the time you'd get bored and want structure" man not all people function the same. u dont know me. im a lazy bitch and proud. this post is for the lazy bitches. its us against the world in this productivity focused society.

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

kid in this bookstore found a winnie the pooh plush and screamed "LET'S FREAKING GO"

Has anyone considered that maybe he’s just right and the Vatican is kind of faggy?

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one