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Sheggorath. The Mind God. His sphere is the Mortal Mind and its stability. He tests Khajiit on the Path by making them doubt the truth of their own thoughts, beliefs, and actions. He must be faced along the Path and overcome before a Khajiit can visit Hermorahās library. Some tribes believe Sheggorath is dead and has been replaced by something Other.
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HAPPY PRIDE
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is
Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.
Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.
You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.
Sex is not what makes someone an adult.
Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.
Sex is not equally important to everyone.
You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.
You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.
Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.
The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.
Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.
Firmly convinced the world would be a better place if we started treating sex the way we'd treat any other mundane preference in life, like what kind of chips a person likes to eat with their lunch.
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after you vote you should not have to see political ads anymore. too late buddy
fuck iām trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but thatās for me i canāt give them any of that
management trying to hire and retain employees
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
Youāre an easy slut, arenāt you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
Which South Korean protest flag is better: Alliance to destroy Elon Muskās testicles with a spinning kick or Association of People Who Still Call It Twitter?
Alliance to destroy Elon Muskās testicles with a spinning kick
Association of People Who Still Call It Twitter
Flag Wars Bonus Round
Never talk bad about yourself to other people theyāll either agree or tell you some flattering nonsense that wonāt help whatever problem youāre trying to solve. Honestly just be delusional
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(wordlessly takes inspiration from you) (absorbs your idiosyncrasies) (learns what beliefs you know are true and picks a few to also believe) (repeats your echolalia to people you donāt know) (associates you with a mundane object or a song) (uses an eyedropper to take out some colours from the kaleidoscope that is you, and drop it inside myself) (becomes a frenzied mess of colours and memories and truths and lies that iāve stolen from everyone iāve ever met) (appears to be just a single colour to people) (of course most donāt look so deep to see the individual pigments) (the same things i did to others happen to me) (silently, unknowingly, every day, for the rest of our lives)
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb āwithout remorseā and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid āwho really looks up to him and is just starting to make friendsā and said āHey, youāre really fucking good at this.ā which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizableāespecially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
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