Spritely Spinster

guys you gotta reblog this one for a larger sample set, it's only been like 20 minutes and we're starting off dangerously close to losing out on a hashtag ritual cannibalism sweep smh

Where's the all of the above option?

if anyone needs me i'll be frothing at the mouth thinking about the origin of language and interspecies communication. happy wednesday.

finding it extremely sexycool that celebrities are going into hibernation for a bit from their natural habitat. We are freed from the expectation of having to know things about celebrities. Like, sorry, no, I didn't know that. No, actually, they can't be dating, they're asleep. Go to sleep.

Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.

[ID// a guinea pig in a pink toy barbie car with pink heart shaped glasses surrounded by sparkles. text reads "The horrors persist, but so do I" // end ID]

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

maybe this is insensitive but i think if it's such a problem to see puppy masks or bdsm harnesses at pride for u well i think you could probably just look away into a different direction. like i feel like you can just turn yr head and it won't be a problem probably anymore.

beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me