hi everyone

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

i do NOT like how easy it is to almost delete your tumblr. if you felt an ominous chill go up your spine a minute ago, that was you nearly losing your very favorite beleaguered bisexual girlboss princess bc of tumblr mobiles wicked ways

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

They don't want you to know this but K and G are actually the same sound. You just vibrate your vocal cords for the second one. Same thing with T and D. And S and Z. This thing goes straight to the top.

You might think R is a consonant. It is. (Quietly) It is. But dark things happen with that little glyph. It has powers beyond the ordinary phoneme.

Everything's the same except for the ways in which they are different.

When they make me god Themperess of philosophy, I'm sorting out all this difference and similtude nonsense. I think we only need maybe ten categories tops.