this too shall pass

just smashed that like button’s prostate and filled its ass with my subscribers

she added the tag 'jamieposting' to this after it got 3 notes btw

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

*bellowing so hard the room shakes* KITTY

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

He isn’t evil, he’s just working on genie logic….you need to be REALLY specific

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

i don’t have anything normal to say

bro thay put transgender in me

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

there is no amount of language learning that is useless. I think it obviously scales up in wonderfulness as you learn more, but even just being at the point where you can recognize what language is being spoken or written is still a more useful thing than not knowing that. it is lovely to say hi to people in their language! any attempt to learn is important. you don't get fluent overnight. and you don't have to get fluent overnight. more knowledge is better than none. it isn't just all or nothing.

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me