Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

I hate this post with every fiber of my being

I feel like harrison ford made this post

the response to "your demographic is full of people who are ugly and weird and undesirable" should not ever be "not true! some of us are in fact hot and normal and desireable." you should stand with weird ugly bitches bc otherwise you're just playing a losing game with bigots.

the fact that amc's the terror and hbo's chernobyl were airing literally within spitting distance of each other cultural timeline wise never stops being funny to me like from 2018-2019 jared harris was just fully locked in to the role of doomed authority figure in period drama disaster fiction. valery legasov francis crozier same shit different century. there are two constants 1) alcohol and 2) an extended shot of a man sitting alone in a blue toned room with his head in his hands.

Stephen King villains are one of the funniest possible outcomes of Writing What You Know because their personalities are so clearly based on assholes he's met in real life, even if those traits don't necessarily make sense in context, so you end up with shit like the giant baby-eating spider from outer space inexplicably being an outspoken homophobe.

there’s a cultural obsession with labelling all female authors as unintelligent or otherwise only capable of accidentally stumbling into brief moments of genius in their works that we need to start pushing back against

can you hear the lambs clarice??