gay subtext? in MY priest???

The collar and the ring as symbols of Jud and Benoit's respective forms of faith aside, we talk plenty about Benoit's priest kink and being into the collar let's consider the Jud gets kinda turned on by the fact he's fooling around with a married man , of it all

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

Okay so obviously jud and hot priest have a lot in common (hot, priest, faithful because they understand the raw sides of humanity and are disillusioned by any myth of purity) but I feel like jud and fleabag actually play a similar role in the lives of blanc and hot priest because they're both seemingly lost souls who everyone else is distrustful of but they actually have the biggest hearts of anyone in the community and remind hot priest and blanc of the potential good that exists in the world they've given up without forcing them back into it (faithlessness for hot priest, faith for blanc). In this essay I will -

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

jud reading up on blanc after the case is solved and realizing just how much of a competent feminist marxist whore blanc is... google search is it normal to get parasocial about the detective of my case