gay subtext? in MY priest???

op you've made me so judblanc-pilled. recently I've been looking at posts and going judblanc. that's judblanc. that's also judblanc. today's judblanc post is:

"well i didn't want to be james bond at all is the thing i was an artsy character actor and i wasn't famous but i was quite proud of my career so far but the james bond producers would not take no for an answer and they had a good script so i said ok sure but then the press ate me alive for being blond and ugly for a year until they all saw how hot i looked shirtless which shut them up bc i'd begun working out 7 days per week for this movie and then never ever stopped and so the first movie was a global hit but then i became so famous that people started stalking me so i grew paranoid and never left my house and then i went and did a shitty bond movie that we don't like to talk about and i injured the shit out of myself so then i did a play with hugh jackman who taught me how to enjoy being megafamous then we did skyfall which everyone loved and we got to put in some queer subtext by way of casting ben whishaw and that "what makes you think this is my first time" line and we gave judi dench a proper sendoff and i got to do the olympics with the queen which made me feel more british than i've ever felt in my life so that was basically it for me but then we did another movie to show off all the bond gadgets that we forgot to include and i broke my leg but everyone depended on me so i just kept working with a broken leg haha and then whenever anyone asked me if i wanted to do more bond movies i threatened to kill myself so they stopped asking me for a while and i got to rest and work on other things but the producers that convinced me to accept this role in the first place would once again not take no for an answer so we all got together and made my last movie and on the last day i told the cast and crew that i love them despite the things i've said about this franchise and we all cried genuine tears"