lovely lady, no one's baby

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4) any food is better than no food

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

Itchy as fuck lice mummy

random as fuck dice mummy

expensive as fuck price mummy

jesus as fuck christ mummy

fried as fuck rice mummy

two of them as fuck twice mummy

mcr openers as fuck Thrice mummy

they need to start making epileptic-safe versions of movies and music videos and video games and I'm dead fucking serious

there is actually literally 0 reason you can justify for not having an epileptic safe version unless you are making a very specific kind of thing. epileptics deserve to enjoy the art you make

@shallow-river @junoper

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...