drink some water

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

Voyager starts out so strong and then about halfway through the writers just started throwing characters together like the worst matchmaker imaginable

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries