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pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

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aquatransmissaest

what do u think about luke arnold mentioning that line from ti about silver being the only man flint had ever fesred? he sounded like he didn't disagree but i don't think i ever sensed that flint was AFRAID of him......

Mad. I too have definitely 100% already mentioned that line in one of my rambling sessions. "Feared Flint was of me. Feared he was, and proud" is how Silver phrases it in the book as far as I recall, and even without Black Sails, that's. What a thing to say. And when you insert the context of the show. Hm.

So. Just imagine you're a sharp, "charming", dangerous, funny, resentful, tired, middle-aged ex-sailor who makes a living keeping a tavern in Bristol. Then one day you find yourself serving as a ship's cook again (your crewmates call you Barbecue). You are perpetually in pain. Your truest and most constant companion is an irreverent and foul-mouthed parrot you chose to name Captain Flint. She is the namesake of the greatest terror of the high seas to have ever lived—a man you knew yourself and served and worked with. For less than a year. Decades ago. You are sailing now to find the treasure chest he singlehandedly killed five men to bury (he then killed another to save your life, making the tally go up to six, but that's neither here nor there). He was ruthless and cunning and full of grief and violent rage. He was famously unkind. But he was kind to you. He put his faith in you and treated you as an equal and taught you how to be. He told you of all the love he lost and all that he was fighting for. He wanted to know you. He was ready to forgive you anything. Decades ago. You still think about him all the time. These days you can only suffer remembering that he used to be proud of you, and you want people to know that. But you feel the need to say that he feared you because you betrayed him and he let you. You still can't make sense of it. You still can't look at it. You still can't accept it. But the crux of the matter is: he didn't fear you. He loved you. But you have trouble telling the two apart, for reasons you chose to keep from him. But you don't even know. You don't even know. Love is a country you know nothing about <3

#black sails #meta

kaiserin-erzsebet

No summer travel is complete without getting screwed over by Deutsche Bahn.

kaiserin-erzsebet

#german stuff #db hateblog

phaeton-flier

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

phaeton-flier

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

theaudientvoid

transcyberism

the species that can take you out are literally wizards with magic boom sticks that instantly wound you from a distance. they're mostly just scared of you though, if you catch one without the boom stick they're very easy to kill. also they leave treasure chests full of delicious food around where they live and if you're smart you can figure out how to open them. going into one of their settlements is basically a dungeon crawler RPG.

biglawbear

Hibernation lasts 6 months in Alaska I think. Truly powerful.

#animals #bears

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

#lol #wtf #german stuff #is it working?

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scarletjohansson

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

#wwdits #lgbtq+

loveridden1999

seeing beautiful women in low cut tops with boobs spilling out is good enough reason to stay alive

#lgbtq+

batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

#science #biology #menstruation

lamignonette

#animals #horses #d'awww

cringefen

harbor seals! :)

#art #animals #seals

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wrigglewormz

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

wrigglewormz

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

#media

lizlemondyke

it’s funny cuz it’s true

#media

the-semicolonoscopy

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

the-semicolonoscopy

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

#lgbtq+#music

helicalsymmetry

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

helicalsymmetry

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

#life

rollercoasterwords

*giving you a tour of my tumblr dashboard* well that’s my mutual who posts beatles rpf and that’s my mutual who posts gifs of tv shows i haven’t watched and that’s my mutual who posts pictures of animals frolicking in fields or cool buildings or things like that and that’s my mutual who posts various images of men having sex. sometimes women too

#the interwebs

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drulalovescas

everybody say thank you, fanfiction

#fandom culture #if you can't have love second hand is fine

goth-queen

#art #cats

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