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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

THERE GOES APOLLO HANDING OUT THE GIFT OF PROPHECY TO TUMBLR USERS AGAIN-

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Wishing for this post to appear more times

This post is an amazing cryptid. It appeared and here we are

does my dragon wiggles to signify I'm going to dragon sleep

wa

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

Owning a house and becoming a baron at age 14? Is that a crime if my dead uncle who was the previous baron said he wanted me to?

grave robbing and/or antiquities trafficking

none, unless the laws of physics are court-enforcable

they should invent plates that don't fucking immolate your hands when you take them out of the microphone

you can take plates out of that?

my dear legend Algernon, just "Why?" is actually hilarious and i promise it will be used

This is an incredibly awesome site.  Go check it out!

Whhhhaaaaaattt!???

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

This is one of the first websites I was told about in props. It also has information about the toxicity, adhere time, price, and other stuff about the glues.

Useful for cosplayers and DIY!

🔁 Reblog to pet the dragon!