Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing
I love how everyone silently agreed to queue this and it's only now crawling out of the processing vortex. Tumblr posters love being contrary so much
Monterey Bay Aquarium

ellievsbear

roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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tannertan36
tumblr dot com
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@snom-wizard
Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing
I love how everyone silently agreed to queue this and it's only now crawling out of the processing vortex. Tumblr posters love being contrary so much

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Elf flesh is actually just raw Christmas cheer given shape. If you damage an elf enough to sever a limb, the unbound Cheer rapidly transmutes into a shower of hot chocolate, wet cookie particulates, and other thematically appropriate "gore"
Elf medics are akin to priests. They stand over patients and incant medical carols to direct the local flow of cheer, such to rebuild damaged elf flesh. Others train in the fields of prosthetic toymaking, medicinal treatcraft, etc.
Elf martial arts are based on the principals of manipulating both the body and cheer. A machete can be brandished with the elf body, but a machete made from a sharpened candy cane can be brandished with the elf soul. The creation of elf weaponry is a highly ritualized process, where cheer is maximized at every step.
Some Elves have learnt to use the cheer in the atmosphere for different magical effects, such as making normal reindeer fly like the magic ones or creating a conflagration of camp fire flames to defend the North pole, of course they have their own treats like the alcreamists and the Order of Saint Gepetto whose treats are for the proper conection of the new limb (and uses the sympathetic cheer of a good patient getting a treat) , (the elven weaponsmiths/martial artists are the party planners of the ancient art of Par'Tay)
the elven mages are called the polkadot circle
(brother forgot about this post he was making on my acc and i decied to make it better whilst also naming the previous elf cheer manipulators)
Woman murders man in broad daylight
beautiful like to reblog ratio on this
That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao
I’m going to drink your bones
req'd by @icannotgetoverbirds
unending torment nexus
text: My next hear me out is the torment nexus, from "don't fuck the torment nexus"

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i know it’s supposed to be “it’s gonna be may!” But ain’t that fuckin’ ramen?
how soon we forget Justin timberlake’s bad perm
Turns out it was a temp
burn it 🔥
(he/him) 🐇
said this on bluesky but:
i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can't because of the word "nigga" because they feel like it's overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don't be afraid to engage with black art.
i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.
All my homies hate PETA.
To clarify: “exotics owners” does not refer to people who own animals completely unsuited to be pets (big cats, primates, etc). In the vet world, anything that’s not a dog, cat, or farm animal is called an exotic, even something as mundane as a guinea pig. PETA hates pet ownership in general, but they’re especially hostile toward anything non-traditional, even if it’s completely possible to house ethically, like a ball python or bearded dragon.
So if you own a corn snake, congratulations, you’re an exotics owner and PETA has written an article on how terrible you are.
Since this post is getting a ton of notes again and everyone is misunderstanding what I meant by “exotics.”
My Russian tortoise, a common pet species that was found abandoned but likely bred in captivity, is considered an "exotic".
there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything
THE BOY
Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).
The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.
You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.
And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.
And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.
BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.
Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.
This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.
Gentleman, if I might add:
yes you may add this
I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.
no actually that’s like. very much not the point /j
Thinking about the kids getting transported to an alternative dimension where almost everything is made out of some kind of food, including their counterparts.
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Miko: Sooo can I eat some of you or is that like... illegal here?
F!Miko: Actual-
Jack: MIKO! NO?!
Jack: What the scrap is wrong with you????
Raf: That's weird Miko.
Miko: Hey we were all thinking it I'm just the one brave enough to admit it!
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A note from the Tumblr team
A few weeks ago, a small but higher-than-normal number of accounts were mistakenly suspended. The suspensions were quickly reversed, but our response wasn't good enough, and we want to say more.
We're sorry it took us this long to address this. Trust and safety issues are difficult to discuss publicly, and we can’t share details about specific individuals or how our systems work without exposing Tumblr to bad actors. But caution led us to say too little, too late.
We’ve heard from members of the trans community on Tumblr that they were disproportionately impacted, and that deserves a direct response. According to 3rd party researchers, Tumblr’s userbase has the highest proportion of LGBTQIA+ folks on social media, so it makes sense that when something goes wrong, those communities might feel that disproportionate impact.
One thing we want to emphasize is that we do not moderate people's identities. We moderate behavior. We know that identity shows up across a Tumblr profile in many ways, from followed topics to the flags people put in their bios, and more. However, these signals play no role in how our moderation systems make decisions. We monitor those systems for evidence of bias and take corrective action when we find it.
We understand that the communications sent to affected users, and our broader silence to the community, didn't meet the standard people expect from us. That feedback is fair, and we apologize. We've updated the messaging sent to people impacted by these incidents. We are also overhauling our process with a goal of responding to mistaken suspension appeals within 24 hours, and have instituted an ongoing internal review of how suspensions and appeals are handled.
Going forward, we're committed to finding a better balance: being more transparent with our community about issues that matter, even when we can't share everything.
Tumblr belongs to everyone. We take that seriously, and we intend to earn back your trust. We are not afraid to have tough discussions with you or make updates based on your feedback, though on occasion, it might take some time.
To the people whose accounts were affected, and to the members of our trans community who felt targeted: we are truly sorry.
Tumblr Staff
Stupid and Evil Achievement Unlocked:
Pants That Could Smelt Steel
You banned two hundred accounts within the space of five minutes, most of which are still banned, virtually all of whom are transfems, all because they happened to follow one singular blog (which was also run by a transfem). You're filthy fucking liars, you're virulent transmisogynists, and your CEO fucking doxxed a trans woman for daring to speak out on your policies, going so far as to chase her to other sites to continue harassing her. This apology is fucking pathetic and everyone hates you because you're lying pieces of shit. If you were sorry you would change, but instead at every juncture you double down and then whimper about it when you're called out. I hope you get hit with another class action suit because the only way you idiots seem to ever learn is by getting your fucking asses beat in a court of fucking law.
The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.)
Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.
haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT
Very helpful actually
@not-so-myconid-witch
oh right this post!!! i’ve actually already seen this i think longg before The Conlangening.
This is mesmerizing
They are surviving
rain world movement
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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Lads, Ladies and Gentlthems,
We must pay respects to a titan of a device
My iPad who has drawn the last 3 years of CosWon material and the book illustrations, has finally decided it’s crossing the cosmic bridge. 😔
Neil!!!
It's TIME!
🎶Rodent on piano! Happy Neil day!🎵