The polar opposite of @shittycryptids

In the wake of harassment campaign after harassment campaign in this (and frankly any) fandom I think this video is extremely important to take in and digest.

this is an extremely heavy video, it covers topics of r*cism, abuse, harassment, mentions of death threats/su*cide-baiting, and r*pe (it has more than one personal account from lindsay, timestamped and warned but very much so there), your personal safety and mental health is important and everyone should take care of themselves so view with caution. but the message here and conversation that it’s starting is Extremely relevant as we’ve seen this exact pipeline affect the creators in the smp Multiple Times Over by now.

tommyinnit facing a stream of harassment starting with ksi and carrying over to people watching his every word to catch a slip up or chance at a misunderstanding, dream having a near Constant stream of false allegations (some of which we can See people publicly planning in places like reddit to take advantage of twitter’s treatment of controversy), and the recent scandal that started as a deliberate attempt to harass the entire sbi that’s now bled over into harassing and dogpiling technoblade specifically because he refused to feed into the harassment and dogpiling that was already happening by giving people a response.

no, none of these creators are perfect, they Have done and said things that are harmful and hurtful before and they will again. it’s perfectly legitimate to be hurt by some of the things that have been dug up in Any of these separate instances and to want some kind of acknowledgement. but at this point we can’t have these conversations in a bubble.

I Don’t think technoblade should apologize and it’s not because he’s never said anything wrong, but because the entire situation was fabricated for the express purpose of bending the chosen victims under their thumb to hurt them. to exert control over them by either forcing them to publicly grovel (which many won’t accept, no matter how it’s worded) or by trying to force some kind of tangible punishment (like, say, technoblade being isolated from his friends by people starting a trending hashtag to get him removed when they interact with him).

this is a Consistent pattern of behavior and it being allowed to continue uncriticized with the Explicit expectation placed on the shoulders of the creators to publicly address it and apologize when doing so has only seemingly emboldened this behavior by rewarding their actions in fabricating a controversy to harass over in the first place is Enabling that harassment.

again, it’s totally understandable to feel hurt by some of the things that were brought up, or at the very least be uncomfortable with it, but the situation is that this is the result of people obsessively digging for any Scrap of dirt to justify the harassment they Want To Happen. educating is not the goal. protecting people is not the goal. Harassment and public shaming is the goal. and I’m tired of having this conversation without that being at the forefront.

this doesn’t mean that we can’t hold people accountable when they do bad things, obviously not, but we Have to be critical in how and why it’s happening. we Know that this is a problem in this fandom and it’s only getting further out of hand. people are Already making up fake scandals about dream, how long until that bleeds over into other creators? we Already have the recent sbi callout thread being started by someone who explicitly did it because they hated the sbi and wanted them to get hurt, so what’s protecting any other creator from the same treatment?

Cecil: if you’re falling for someone but the thing is hopeless, nothing clears your head up like getting laid

Kevin: I know that one—life fucks me every day!

f.h m3

the main upgrades to version m2 are:

-not catching fire

-a actual trigger

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

- some men have higher voices than average. that is 100% alright and normal

- some men get periods. that’s a pain in the ass, but it’s still a-ok

- some men are short. like wolverine. so just remember if wolverine is a short dude then you can be one too

- some men wear makeup; you’re a prince and makeup isn’t only for girls

- some men are called women, but this isn’t true, it’s because people are assholes. you’re a man

- feel free to add on about things that are okay about men

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

please add on this is fucking wild

You know what this does.

this is called a punt gun. IT WAS USED TO HUNT ENTIRE FLOCKS OF DUCKS AT A TIME.

what’s that? you wish you didnt need to dispose of the body? WELL WHY DON’T YOU GET A FUCKING NINE BARELLED SHOTGUN YOU’LL BREAK YOUR ARM BUT YOUR VICTIM WILL BE RED MIST.

Give this to your party in the next dnd campaign. It’s called an apache revolver and every single fucking class can specialize in it.

You know how in a cartoon a gun will bend, and it shoots that direction? Well this fuck decided to create a gun like that, designed to shoot around corners. 

This is called a PARASCOPE, gun. LITERALLY DESIGNED SO YOU DON’T POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TRENCHES.

“this isn’t even a gun?” NO IT IS. IT’S CALLED A POCKETKNIFE PISTOL AND WAS MADE FOR HOME DEFENSE. (on a side note we should still make these and have these be the only guns “for self defense” correct me if im wrong.)

“this is a mace?” 

NO DUDE THIS WAS  CALLED KING HENRYS WALKING STICK, AND WAS OWNED BY HIM. IT HAS THREE SMALL HOLES ON THE MACE THAT SHOOT.

take a wild fucking guess how you fire it. JUST GUESS. 

YES. THE GUN IS FIRED BY FUCKING PUNCHING.

THIS IS A FUCKING RING. IT FITS AROUND YOUR FINGER. AND IT’S A GUN. A SIX SHOT GUN 

“well that’s an odd frame for a gun.”

YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED TO REPLACE YOUR BICYCLE FRAME. The reason these were made, was because before the automobile, the best way to transport your gun was on bike. SO WHY NOT HAVE YOUR GUN, BE THE BIKE

Yes. THIS IS DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE LIPSTICK. IT’S AS BIG AS ONE TOO. I DON’T KNOW IF THESE ARE STILL LEGAL, BUT GALS, THIS COULD BE A GREAT THING TO CARRY WITH YOU.

You see this rifle? IT CAN DESTROY TANKS. AND YES, THIS BADASS MANAGED TO PERFECTLY HANDLE IT’S WEIGHT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=nKDtpbLx-XM

YOU SEE THIS GUN? IT’S CALLED A SMART GUN. THE ONLY WAY TO FIRE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINT SCANNED, AND TO BE WEARING THE WATCH THAT COMES WITH IT. NOW THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE FOR KIDS TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS.

YEAH, THIS IS A PEN. For when a writers done with your shit.

This is called a vomit gun. and you’re right! this doesn’t fire bullets. INSTEAD, THIS BITCH SHOOTS A LED LIGHT THATS SO BRIGHT, AND DISORIENTING, THAT IT LITERALLY CAUSES YOU TO VOMIT, FALL OVER FROM INTENSE DIZZINESS, AND BLIND THEM. IT ALSO EMITS PULSES TO DISORIENT THEM, AND HAS A VARIETY OF EFFECTS THAT REALLY FUCK YOU UP. (the effectiveness and everything about it is being questioned, but it IS bright enough to blind you.)

this isn’t a special ammo shotgun.

it’s a grenade launcher.

this is exactly what you think it is.

30 barrel revolver. What the fuck can I think of for witty commentary. Just look at it.

well this is called the nazi super gun, built in a plot to destroy all of london, and soon france with it’s incredible firepower……….

This is the nazi RAIL gun, which was only be able to be built on special train tracks, but fortunately was too big and attracted too much attention to have done anything.

THIS IS A FUCKING FLYING SUBMARINE. 

HERES IT’S BROTHER, A PLANE TANK.

and their adopted sibling. heli-jeep.

so uh, you know those bomb disarming robots? this is one of those, but take out the word “disarming.”

here’s a mysterious russian circle tank with no known origin, use in battle, or discernable ability.

This is my uber, 

christ it’s that fucking asshole. STOP TAKING UP THE ROAD YOU CUNT.

god I fucking hate traffic.

THIS IS NEVER GOING TO FUCKING END PLEASE GOD I’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG

MY GROCERIES ARE GETTING WARM.