Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well
i found out like this
I went to look this up and this was the first article
Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this
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Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well
i found out like this
I went to look this up and this was the first article
Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

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Test your colour vision
IM A FUCKING MOLE
i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID
TIGER
Your color vision is superb. You wouldn’t have any problems surviving in the jungle. You can see when the neighbouring tiger visits the bathroom faaaar away.
robot
Your color vision and survival skills are incredible. You can recognize a mosquito from miles away.
Hawk. I only got 29, but I had zero errors. My vision is actually pretty bad tho. XD My mom thinks I should get the surgery
I need this.
Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year
sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.
A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.
ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall
no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?
Okay, but how is this
I’m at a loss for words
@hullaballoons
Have you guys ever seen Thomas Jefferson’s bed?
Source: Monticello.org
what the fuck
maybe thats why Hamilton wanted to kick his ass
Some words to use when writing things:
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lock
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delay
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flailing
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enticing, exquisite, luscious, lush, rich, savory, sweet, tasty, tempting, appetizing, delectable, flavorsome, full of flavor, juicy, lip-smacking, mouth-watering, piquant, relish, ripe, salty, spicy, scrummy, scrumptious, succulent, tangy, tart, tasty, yummy, zesty Ecstasy - delectation, delirium, elation, euphoria, fervor, frenzy, joy, rapture, transport, bliss, excitement, happiness, heaven, high, paradise, rhapsody, thrill, blissful, delighted, elated, extremely happy, in raptures (of delight), in seventh heaven, jubilant, on cloud nine, overexcited, overjoyed, rapturous, thrilled Ecstatic - delirious, enraptured, euphoric, fervent, frenzied, joyous, transported, wild Erotic - amatory, amorous, aphrodisiac, carnal, earthy, erogenous, fervid, filthy, hot, impassioned, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, raw, romantic, rousing, salacious, seductive, sensual, sexual, spicy, steamy, stimulating, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous, tantalizing Gasp - catch of breath, choke, gulp, heave, inhale, pant, puff, snort, wheeze, huff, rasp, sharp intake of air, short of breath, struggle for breath, swallow, winded Heated - ardent, avid, excited, fervent, fervid, fierce, fiery, frenzied, furious, impassioned, intense, passionate, raging, scalding, scorched, stormy, tempestuous, vehement, violent, ablaze, aflame, all-consuming, blazing, blistering, burning, crazed, explosive, febrile, feverish, fired up, flaming, flushed, frantic, hot, hot-blooded, impatient, incensed, maddening, obsessed, possessed, randy, searing, sizzling, smoldering, sweltering, torrid, turbulent, volatile, worked up, zealous Hunger - appetite, ache, craving, gluttony, greed, longing, lust, mania, mouth-watering, ravenous, voracious, want, yearning, thirst Hungry - avid, carnivorous, covetous, craving, eager, greedy, hungered, rapacious, ravenous, starved, unsatisfied, voracious, avaricious, desirous, famished, grasping, insatiable, keen, longing, predatory, ravening, starving, thirsty, wanting Intense - forceful, severe, passionate, acute, agonizing, ardent, anxious, biting, bitter, burning, close, consuming, cutting, deep, eager, earnest, excessive, exquisite, extreme, fervent, fervid, fierce, forcible, great, harsh, impassioned, keen, marked, piercing, powerful, profound, severe, sharp, strong, vehement, violent, vivid, vigorous Liquid - damp, cream, creamy, dripping, ichorous, juicy, moist, luscious, melted, moist, pulpy, sappy, soaking, solvent, sopping, succulent, viscous, wet / aqueous, broth, elixir, extract, flux, juice, liquor, nectar, sap, sauce, secretion, solution, vitae, awash, moisture, boggy, dewy, drenched, drip, drop, droplet, drowning, flood, flooded, flowing, fountain, jewel, leaky, milky, overflowing, saturated, slick, slippery, soaked, sodden, soggy, stream, swamp, tear, teardrop, torrent, waterlogged, watery, weeping Lithe - agile, lean, pliant, slight, spare, sinewy, slender, supple, deft, fit, flexible, lanky, leggy, limber, lissom, lissome, nimble, sinuous, skinny, sleek, slender, slim, svelte, trim, thin, willowy, wiry Moan - beef, cry, gripe, grouse, grumble, lament, lamentation, plaint, sob, wail, whine, bemoan, bewail, carp, deplore, grieve, gripe, grouse, grumble, keen, lament, sigh, sob, wail, whine, mewl Moving - (exciting,) affecting, effective arousing, awakening, breathless, dynamic, eloquent, emotional, emotive, expressive, fecund, far-out, felt in gut, grabbed by, gripping, heartbreaking, heartrending, impelling, impressive, inspirational, meaningful, mind-bending, mind-blowing, motivating, persuasive, poignant, propelling, provoking, quickening, rallying, rousing, significant, stimulating, simulative, stirring, stunning, touching, awe-inspiring, energizing, exhilarating, fascinating, heart pounding, heart stopping, inspiring, riveting, thrilling Need - compulsion, demand, desperate, devoir, extremity, impatient longing, must, urge, urgency / desire, appetite, avid, burn, craving, eagerness, fascination, greed, hunger, insatiable, longing, lust, taste, thirst, voracious, want, yearning, ache, addiction, aspiration, desire, fever, fixation, hankering, hope, impulse, inclination, infatuation, itch, obsession, passion, pining, wish, yen Pain - ache, afflict, affliction, agony, agonize, anguish, bite, burn, chafe, distress, fever, grief, hurt, inflame, laceration, misery, pang, punish, sting, suffering, tenderness, throb, throe, torment, torture, smart Painful - aching, agonizing, arduous, awful, biting, burning, caustic, dire, distressing, dreadful, excruciating, extreme, grievous, inflamed, piercing, raw, sensitive, severe, sharp, tender, terrible, throbbing, tormenting, angry, bleeding, bloody, bruised, cutting, hurting, injured, irritated, prickly, skinned, smarting, sore, stinging, unbearable, uncomfortable, upsetting, wounded Perverted - aberrant, abnormal, corrupt, debased, debauched, defiling, depraved, deviant, monstrous, tainted, twisted, vicious, warped, wicked, abhorrent, base, decadent, degenerate, degrading, dirty, disgusting, dissipated, dissolute, distasteful, hedonistic, immodest, immoral, indecent, indulgent, licentious, nasty, profligate, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, shameful, shameless, sickening, sinful, smutty, sordid, unscrupulous, vile Pleasurable - charming, gratifying, luscious, satisfying, savory, agreeable, delicious, delightful, enjoyable, nice, pleasant, pleasing, soothing, succulent Pleasure - bliss, delight, gluttony, gratification, relish, satisfaction, thrill, adventure, amusement, buzz, contentment, delight, desire, ecstasy, enjoyment, excitement, fun, happiness, harmony, heaven, joy, kick, liking, paradise, seventh heaven Rapacious- avaricious, ferocious, furious, greedy, predatory, ravening, ravenous, savage, voracious, aggressive, gluttonous, grasping, insatiable, marauding, plundering Rapture - bliss, ecstasy, elation, exaltation, glory, gratification, passion, pleasure, floating, unbridled joy Rigid - adamant, austere, definite, determined, exact, firm, hard, rigorous, solid, stern, uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, concrete, fixed, harsh, immovable, inflexible, obstinate, resolute, resolved, severe, steadfast, steady, stiff, strong, strict, stubborn, taut, tense, tight, tough, unbending, unchangeable, unwavering Sudden - abrupt, accelerated, acute, fast, flashing, fleeting, hasty, headlong, hurried, immediate, impetuous, impulsive, quick, quickening, rapid, rash, rushing, swift, brash, brisk, brusque, instant, instantaneous, out of the blue, reckless, rushed, sharp, spontaneous, urgent, without warning Thrust - (forward) advance, drive, forge, impetus, impulsion, lunge, momentum, onslaught, poke, pressure, prod, propulsion, punch, push, shove, power, proceed, progress, propel (push hard) assail, assault, attack, bear down, buck, drive, force, heave, impale, impel, jab, lunge, plunge, press, pound, prod, ram, shove, stab, transfix, urge, bang, burrow, cram, gouge, jam, pierce, punch, slam, spear, spike, stick Thunder-struck - amazed, astonished, aghast, astounded, awestruck, confounded, dazed, dazed, dismayed, overwhelmed, shocked, staggered, startled, stunned, gob-smacked, bewildered, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, horrified, incredulous, surprised, taken aback Torment - agony, anguish, hurt, misery, pain, punishment, suffering, afflict, angst, conflict, distress, grief, heartache, misfortune, nightmare, persecute, plague, sorrow, strife, tease, test, trial, tribulation, torture, turmoil, vex, woe Touch - (physical) - blow, brush, caress, collide, come together, contact, converge, crash, cuddle, embrace, feel, feel up, finger, fondle, frisk, glance, glide, graze, grope, handle, hit, hug, impact, join, junction, kiss, lick, line, manipulate, march, massage, meet, nudge, palm, partake, pat, paw, peck, pet, pinch, probe, push, reach, rub, scratch, skim, slide, smooth, strike, stroke, suck, sweep, tag, tap, taste, thumb, tickle, tip, touching, toy, bite, bump, burrow, buss, bury, circle, claw, clean, clutch, cover, creep, crush, cup, curl, delve, dig, drag, draw, ease, edge, fiddle with, flick, flit, fumble, grind, grip, grub, hold, huddle, knead, lap, lave, lay a hand on, maneuver, manhandle, mash, mold, muzzle, neck, nestle, nibble, nip, nuzzle, outline, play, polish, press, pull, rasp, ravish, ream, rim, run, scoop, scrabble, scrape, scrub, shave, shift, shunt, skate, slip, slither, smack, snake, snuggle, soothe, spank, splay, spread, squeeze, stretch, swipe, tangle, tease, thump, tongue, trace, trail, tunnel twiddle, twirl, twist, tug, work, wrap (mental) - communicate, examine, inspect, perception, scrutinize Wet - bathe, bleed, burst, cascade, course, cover, cream, damp, dampen, deluge, dip, douse, drench, dribble, drip, drizzle, drool, drop, drown, dunk, erupt, flood, flow, gush, immerse, issue, jet, leach, leak, moisten, ooze, overflow, permeate, plunge, pour, rain, rinse, run, salivate, saturate, secrete, seep, shower, shoot, slaver, slobber, slop, slosh, sluice, spill, soak, souse, spew, spit, splash, splatter, spout, spray, sprinkle, spurt, squirt, steep, stream, submerge, surge, swab, swamp, swill, swim, trickle, wash, water Wicked - abominable, amoral, atrocious, awful, base, barbarous, dangerous, debased, depraved, distressing, dreadful, evil, fearful, fiendish, fierce, foul, heartless, hazardous, heinous, immoral, indecent, intense, mean, nasty, naughty, nefarious, offensive, profane, scandalous, severe, shameful, shameless, sinful, terrible, unholy, vicious, vile, villainous, wayward, bad, criminal, cruel, deplorable, despicable, devious, ill-intentioned, impious, impish, iniquitous, irreverent, loathsome, Machiavellian, mad, malevolent, malicious, merciless, mischievous, monstrous, perverse, ruthless, spiteful, uncaring, unkind, unscrupulous, vindictive, virulent, wretched Writhe - agonize, bend, jerk, recoil, lurch, plunge, slither, squirm, struggle, suffer, thrash, thresh, twist, wiggle, wriggle, angle, arc, bow, buck, coil, contort, convulse, curl, curve, fidget, fight, flex, go into spasm, grind, heave, jiggle, jolt, kick, rear, reel, ripple, resist, roll, lash, lash out, screw up, shake, shift, slide, spasm, stir, strain, stretch, surge, swell, swivel, thrust, turn violently, tussle, twitch, undulate, warp, worm, wrench, wrestle, yank
//MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - HERE IS THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM OF FINDING THAT RIGHT WORD!!!!!
I’ve reblogged it before, and I’ll reblog it again
YESSSS

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This is the infamous Judging Snek. He is believed to be Loki in disguise and is very rare. Reblog for clear skin since he only appears once in an hour (very rare!) to judge you and stab Thor.
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen aren’t real
really not liking what you’re implying buddy
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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
I t s b a c k
IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG
Robert about screen-testing with Tom
chris evans doing push ups while dodger tries to give him kisses is either the cutest or the hottest thing to ever bless the internet
@yawpkatsi I could see an off duty Foobs doing this to Steve and Bucky/Sam are just filming and laughing

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So cuteeee
The Batkids as Rogues
And now, an extended list of headcanons:
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If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does
Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years later.
Just checked, and he’s still alive! He’ll be 114 on September 15th.
Happy 114th Birthday!!!
He unfortunately died on August 11, 2017. He lived 113 years, 330 days.
May his memory be a blessing.
Robin vs. Nightwing vs. Tough Choices - from The Resurrection of Ra’s al Ghul
UpDated list
Hey all, updating my master list, I love writing HOWEVER if no one comments writers die, we’re like tinker bell that way, just putting comments in tags, sending me an anon message about what you think, anything AT ALL is good enough, please I’m begging you!!! PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE comment idk what else to do to get people to comment
Brother’s Day (Tim and Damian bonding)
No Win Situation (Tim saving Damian)
No Win Situation: Epilogue (Tim Damian bonding)
Faster Friend (Tim and Bart fluff)
Day of the Oracle (a day in the life of Barbara Gordon)
Resurrection Night (the return of Jason Todd Part 1)
Resurrection Night: Part 2 (the return of Jason Todd Part 2)
Robins united (the return of Jason Todd Part 3, Jason and Tim together)
BlueJay (the return of Jason Todd Part 4, Jason and Tim)
Of Green and Blue (the return of Jason Todd Part 5, Jason faces the Joker)
Colin and Damian at the Prom
the Story of Jason and Dick’s first kiss
Damian goes to high school
TimBart in the Library
Tim unmasks for Kon
Tim Meets New52 Kon
Timkon first kiss
Kon can’t figure out what to wear for a date
Tim’s brothers crash his date
Tim gives Damian advice on handling a Superboy
Tim, Kon, and Bart on Vacation
Tim the jacket thief
TimKon on Tim’s day off
Jason and Roy have to save Dick
Jason and Selina at a gala
Colin is upset by Superboy
Tim and the Jacket
Dick and Jason crash Dami’s Date
Tim Missing Bart
Tim and Connor go to Prom!
Connor meets Jon for the first time
Kon gets a lip ring
Tim, Kon and Bart have they real date
Tim meets an old friend
Tim Kon and Bart become boyfriends
Connor and Bart react to Tim’s death
Tim’s brothers find out about his boyfriend
Kon sets up a date for Tim
Jason reacts to Tim’s Death
Tim teaches Kon how to fight
Damian uses the Teen Titans to spy on Tim’s date
Damian and Jon go trick or treating
Tim and Kon’s first “I love you”
Tim and Jason’s Kiss
“I almost lost you” kiss (Tim and Bart Thad)
Tim catching the bouquet at the end of a wedding
Tim comes out to Batdad (and Dami)
Damian and Tim share a birthday cake
Tim Meets Babs for the first time
Tim and Damian get (another) dog
Tired Tim and Ghost Jason
Pretty boy Dick Grayson schools the JLA
Damian gets an eating disorder
Jon and Conner’s baby sitting
Terry Meets the modern JLA
DamiJon First Kiss
TimKon and DamiJon
Bruce and Babs play chess
Damian kidnaps Billy Batson
Billy Batson gets an unexpected job (Part 2)
Damian “doesn’t have friends”
Damian’s birthday party turns out differently than he thought
Billy Batson and the Heroes of Olympus/Egypt/Asgard
Tim Drake Batman and his Damian Robin
Damian hunts famous blogger Billy Batson
Billy Batson and Zachary Zatara do card tricks
Damian talks about his first death
Titan’s Tower turns into a zoo and Gar doesn’t like it
Bart and Thad bonding
Bruce adopts again (sorry Damian!)
Bruce’s lonely day off
cat lovers
the animals in Billy Batson’s apartment
Thad and Bart speaking telepathically
Jason and Damian bonding
Bart tries to cover for Thad on a date
The Titans learn that Damian can smile
Bruce stalks his kids on their dates
Thad gets stuck with 3 year old Bart
Damian kidnaps Jon for a bake sale
Thad with 3 year old Bart
Batman introduces his Robins to the JLA
Damian asks Billy out (at last)
Thad as big brother to Bart
Billy interviews The Teen Titans
The Teen Titans learn about Damian’s boyfriend
Damian and Billy a date
Tim dealing with being Batman
Batman stalks his children on dates
Damian sneaks out for a sleep over
Tim covers for Damian on a date
Billy tries to get the Titans to eat right
Damian turns to Aqualad for help with his sexuality
Billy and Harley Quinn’s friendship
Jaime Rayes as Ted and Booster’s “son”
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Masterlist Updated
Batboys/Batfam
End of the Day
First Time For Everything
They Called You What
Batboys with a Short S/O
Batboys with a Tall S/O
Batboys Getting a Blowjob (NSFW)
You’re Who?
Batboys with a Plus Size S/O
Batfam with a Law Enforcement S/O
Bruce Wayne
Surprise
Afraid
End of the Day
Damian Wayne
Love You Goodbye (Part 1)
Lose It (Part 2)
Two Young Hearts
Crushing
Friends?
Dick Grayson
Love Runs Out
Figured Much
Mother Doesn’t Approve
Angel
Slipped My Mind
Jason Todd
Jason Todd in Bed (NSFW)
Family
Crazy In Love
You’re Who?
Savior
Tim Drake
Falling
Office (NSFW)
You Suck!
Daddy Issues (NSFW)
Representation
Jaime Reyes
Broken Bones
More Things GCPD Officers Have Seen The Batfamily Doing
Author’s Note: I like my sequel to the OG. Tags: @etherealdemeter @darkfaethedestroyer @jason-todd-squad @angelgl16 @imjustnightwingingit @mellowstatesmanhandsempath @it-is-dana
ª Watched Nightwing and Red Hood get into a fistfight and quoted Nightwing saying, “Out of all of us, you have the biggest daddy-issues!” To which Red Hood responded with, “Bitch I might have the biggest daddy-issues, but at least I didn’t fuck-off to another city because I was angry at him! I just fuckin’ died!”
ª Nightwing was very offended at the statements.
ª They continued to roll around until a young girl dressed in all black walked in and hit both of them on the neck, effectively knocking them out before turning to the first responding GCPD officers and going, “Sorry for the disturbance.”
ª She picked them up by their collars and drug them out of the building.
ª Saw Red Robin motioning to a poster-board he made (which to be honest, looked like he made it in five minutes) saying that crime was so ridiculous in Gotham, that everyone was an idiot to stay there.
ª It should be mentioned that he was extremely jittery, so everyone assumed he was on a caffeine-bender.
ª He paused five-minutes into his speech and downed two five-hour-energies, then kept on speaking.
ª He crashed on the floor ten seconds later.
ª Nightwing walked in, saw him, sighed and picked him up, apologizing to everyone for the show.
ª Watched Batgirl stand next to Batman and repeatedly ask, “What about now?” To which he kept grunting, “No.”
ª She kept on until he looked at her and asked, “If I give you the keys will you go away?” “Is that what you want?” “Yes.” “Then yes I will.”
ª He gave her the keys.
ª Batgirl was seen two minutes later joyriding in the Batmobile.
ª It was the first time they’d ever seen Batman put his head in his hands and groan.
ª Saw Nightwing and Batgirl do the Cupid Shuffle before Red Hood and Red Robin jumped in and changed it to ‘Crank That’.
ª They even got a few GCPD officers to join in.
ª After that they did the Cha-Cha slide.
ª Watched Red Hood sing ‘Waiting For Superman’ at the top of his lungs until Superman arrived.
ª Red Hood proceeded to ask, ‘Yo Uncle Supes! Now that you’re in Gotham…can you help me with something?”
ª Saw Red Robin look at Nightwing, wave his grapple and yell, “BAZINGA!” before hurling himself off a ledge.
ª Nightwing jumped after him screeching something about his grapple being the broken one from the cave.
ª Watched Red Hood walk into the evidence room, break the glass and take the katana collected from Talia al Ghul and walk back out.
ª He passed Sergeant Ernie on the way out, who pointed to the glass and yelled, “I just fixed that you ass! Come back here and fix it!”
ª Red Hood was seen an hour later replacing all the glass panes with sliding glass windows.
ª Ernie was satisfied at the fix.
ª But he still told RH to stay out of the evidence room.
ª Words were deleted from the former point for explicit language.
ª Saw Red Hood and Robin walk next to an open locker, only for RH to shove Robin in and lean against it.
ª After thirty minutes, Nightwing came in and told RH to move and let Robin out.
ª Red Hood responded with, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
ª Robin screamed obscene cuss words from inside the locker in response.
ª Again, GCPD was unsure what language he was screaming in.
ª But they’re still confident that it was Arabic.
ª RH proceeded to open the locker and go, “OMG! Robin?! When did you get in there?!”
ª GCPD’s SWAT team had to break up the fight between the three of them.
ª Watched Red Robin and Batgirl spit off a ledge and see who could make it farther.
ª They had to stop when someone below got spat on.
ª Neither of them could offer a sincere apology they were laughing so hard.
ª Gordon looked at them and said, “The next time you two hock-a-loogie on someone, I’m going to make you clean the bathrooms at GCPD.”
ª Saw Gordon look at Batman and go, “You’ve got a problem Batman.”
ª Batman merely sighed as he looked at his seven bickering kids and said, “I know…seven of them.”
ª Watched Batgirl and Red Hood get into an argument over which song was better, ‘1985’ or ‘Stacy’s Mom’.
ª The argument only ended when Batman walked past them and said, “You’re both wrong. ‘In Too Deep’ is the best.”
ª Both of them were too flabbergasted at the fact that Batman knew a Sum 41 song to respond.
ª Saw Red Robin attempt to strangle Robin after he asked RR, “Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? Or have you always been this stupid?”
ª Nightwing tried to intervene, but threw his hands up and yelled, “Screw it! Fight it out! RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!”
ª Watched Black Bat walk into GCPD and put a suspect in lock-up.
ª Honestly, everyone was too terrified to try and stop her.
ª A wise decision.
ª Saw Red Hood, Robin, and Batgirl hanging out the windows of the Batmobile bumping ‘Ridin Dirty’.
ª Batman was seen following yelling, “I’M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! PULL. OVER.”
ª They did not.
ª They played ‘We Own It’ next.
ª Watched all of Batman’s kids stand on top of a building that had speakers wired on it, and sing ‘Gives You Hell’ at the top of their lungs.
ª Apparently, the gangs of Gotham joined in and it was recorded in the Guinness World Record as the largest spontaneous chorus.
ª Batman attempted to shut it down, but that plan went out the window.
ª They sang ‘High Hopes’ next.
ª Batman was actually impressed with that one.
ª But he groaned and still wished he didn’t have kids.