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she took my kins in the divorce

wish i was a kid on degrassi and i could just like take molly and learn a lesson

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

I wish I was an adult in 2006 so I could have heard akon’s smack that in a club and gone buck fucking wild