You Are Not Immune to DickTim Propaganda

@todaysbird

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

dicktim are so weird about each other they're still incestuous even when their relationship is entirely platonic

I think that Tim should just show up at Dick's apartment in the middle of the night sometimes and go in without waking him up and Dick gets up in the morning and there's always some little intentional sign that Tim was there like an empty can of Zesti on the counter or the TV is set to whatever HDMI cord the XBox is plugged into.

tim drake has been talking about how much he needs dick since 1989 and people still think he was straight #ok

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down