Folded in half and nearly split in two

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

seal point

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

no see i want a miniature bear. miniature

this!!! precisely this!!!! i shall put them in a little hat and teach them to hold a teacup with their pinky paw extended. marvelous!!!!!

i’d also like to add that owning a grizzly bear would probably be safer and less destructive than owning a tibetan mastiff. those things are beasts. rip to your furniture

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

To back up that point, now that the majority of people work some form of 9-to-5 job there are calls to scrap summer holidays. Parents don’t like the struggle of finding childcare and politicians don’t like that children have free time. Thankfully this seems to be a small minority asking for this and it won’t become a larger conversation, but it does exist

the idea that predators and abusers are an ontological category of person, rather than everyone having the capacity to be predatory and abusive, leads to people having no regard for boundaries because they think that predation only comes from evil people ™

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

"the tags, which are considered private"

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell

ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell

great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."