ProbsJosh

good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

in response to the crazy internet theories that i, spiderman, am secretly mayor zohran mamdani: ill never tell ;)

hes taller than you so no

by like an inch you asshole shut up

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans