The Reddest Panda

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍

so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; "ježek" and "ježíšek" respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it's the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.

I'm a native czech speaker and I assure you 90% of native czech kids also mix them up and many adults continue with the joke

Oh defrosting meat, we're really in it now

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hang on fact checking this