that stink

isnt she lovely?

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

There was just some thing about this whole scene that reminded me of the sheer despair in Ivan the Terrible's face on the OG painting, I just had the itch to scrape this up

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So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.