sewaddle enthusiast

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

naruto is so good like you should watch it but you shouldnt. its so good like in a way that hasn’t left my mind since i was 12 but also it’s so bad in a way that has also never left my mind since i was 12

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus

*Touches you with my posting tendril*

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

the number one rule of being an adult is Dont Think About Anything That Happened In 9th Grade

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking