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if nobody illegally records that read i will actually kill everyone and then myself

#PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.#canidspeaks

GILLIAN ANDERSON HANNAH EINBINDER LIVE SECRETARY SCRIPT READING ON MY BIRTHDAY IM GONNA FUCKING PASS OUT

#THANK YOUUU LORD #canidspeaks

LIVING WITH MY WIFEEEEEE YEAAHHHHH

#still a bunch of shit to move .. including um. the bed.#but we will get there .#canidspeaks

theres a puppy at work who is teething and really really wants to bite me all the time but since hes 2 months old he has razor sharp puppy teeth. I try to correct the behaviour by putting something else in his mouth instead, like one of his toys or chew treats. he has now started taking the toys and acting like hes going to chew on them, but then "subtly" moving his mouth so hes actually biting me instead

#SO SHARP OWW #canidspeaks

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a dog at work takes estrogen ??

#its apparently for incontinence but i did do a double take when i saw that #canidspeaks

nephilot

last night was watching a youtube video w my boyfriend where this woman was talking abt how it's ok to depict rape in fiction obviously but it has to be distressing for the reader and v clear that the rape is not in any way being romanticized i mean i know i talk abt this all the time on here but sometimes you just want to settle in with your romanticized depiction of rape. sometimes you want to have fun with it and you don't want to be reminded THIS IS WRONG by the author every page you want to be like awwww when the rapist and the victim fall in love <3 when the victim has to enjoy it bc there's no choice <3 like sorry We Live in a Society where rape is inescapable for many ppl ofc there are going to be cultural artifacts that reflect that inescapability by romanticizing the cage

#sometimes rape is awesome 👍#pawtrodden

ive lived here for 2 days and I already take being the naked upstairs neighbor very seriously

#walked in and stripped #idgafffff #canidspeaks

canidykes

being a dyke is actually so hard im building a whole couch with an allen key because I need my wife to have somewhere to lay down when she gets here

canidykes

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MY WIFE

#RAAAAAHHHH #canidspeaks

being a dyke is actually so hard im building a whole couch with an allen key because I need my wife to have somewhere to lay down when she gets here

#i am. so sweaty.#canidspeaks

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in the shower stone cold sober not washing shit double fisting my phone and a baja blast dirty soda wet footprints all over the floor cause I threw out my bath mats chewing on ice from the cup ahhhhh im gonna live forever

#😋😋😋#canidspeaks

tiktok commenters will watch a video of a disabled child doing literally anything and be like ummm why havent you killed it

#genuinely just watched a video of an autistic girl at prom having a great time #and one of the comments was “why bring her there? sometimes its better to let go”#this wasnt like. a terminally ill child begging to die this was literally just. an autistic person.#genuinely what are we doing #canidspeaks

skidfarts

"i love my bf" Ok well i dont. I hate your boyfriend and i hate you too

#word.#pawtrodden

iamanewvagina101

#this but im serious #i take this dog dyke shit seriously.#pawtrodden

fairycosmos

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

#one of my most autistic traits is having to remind myself people can see my eyes #and that people can generally sense when they are being looked at #and Also that Looking At People is weird to do when youre at certain distances #in my mind. i am neutrally observing the world around me including some random conversation being had across the room #im looking because. i dont know. its like asking why someone is looking at a certain npc in a video game #not to say that im the main character or that other people are npcs #but like. im just Looking. its just whats on my screen.#i guess i can look at other stuff but thats still Looking. im just seeing stuff because i see stuff.Wirh my eyes.#i do not particularly care what anyone around me is doing unless its notable to me #i just look because i look. i cant really explain that one any further #but thats Weird. and makes you seem Weird. for reasons i cant fully grasp.#my shirt would say IF I AM STARING AT YOU IM JUST LOOKING AROUND. SORRY FOR MY EYES #pawtrodden

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chthonicillness

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

#this post is a joke but i do genuinely think about stuff like this completely seriously when im eating #when the omnivore uses its specifically evolved set of teeth to tear apart meat the same way its done for as long as we've lived😋😋#when the enzymes in my mouth dissolve food the way ive evolved to to swallow large amounts of food quickly without damaging my throat 😋😋#when an olfactory sense triggers my mouth to produce saliva in preparation to eat 😋😋😋#i love the way human bodies work and how so many little micro functions make up the process of eating #such a simple action but so many parts of us are involved #very fun. for me #i love humans i love apes #pawtrodden

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#plenty of things #90% of pasta #tomatoes #99% of seafood #stir fry in literally all forms #all soups #kale #spinach #coconut #alternative milks (oat soy almond etc)#all steamed vegetables (i prefer them raw or baked/grilled)#bell peppers #breakfast sausage #i promise you nobody is more upset about my autistic food restrictions than me #i want to try a seafood boil so bad i see so many videos of them online #but i just know id taste it once and be a toddler about it #pawtrodden

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