Yep, Still Here

u gotta keep bothering people until you find the ones that love it

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

shakespeare would understand me taking two of his background characters and making them fuck nasty. he would get it

forget trying to explain dubstep to a victorian child, try to explain genAI to yourself from ten years ago. they invented predictive text on steroids and people take its words as gospel. ceos fully believe that glorified autocomplete can replace millions of employees and many people are fired or forced to edit machine's vomit. creative fields are in shambles, everything is slop. anyone can publicly make porn of anyone in one click, yes, including children. no, there are no consequences for that. nothing feels real. no one can apparently write an email anymore. I'd have a stroke.

theyre gonna extract the iron out of my blood to make a sword but its gonna be so little iron it will barely be a dagger and everyone will laugh at the small dagger they made out of my body

average sized dagger!!!

average sized dagger,,,,

"The word pandemonium was coined by John Milton as the name for the Parliament of Hell" is an all-timer etymology. Oh yeah did you hear that Mrs Higgins's dogs got loose at the village fête? It was like a vast golden edifice in which fallen angels debate their strategies for vengeance against god, yeah.

you've obviously been to a village fete

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

this is how people talk about george w bush

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope