Yep, Still Here

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

[ID: A tumblr reblog from @yearwovnds that reads “#call him build a bear the way im stuffing him and taking him home” Below is a reaction image of a MS Paint-style figure gasping with wide eyes and mouth at a cartoony computer end ID]

You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for