oh no, my hubris!

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system