OBVIOUSLY

Life update.

On Thursday (this Thursday) I will be doing a themed comedy show about fandoms, hobbies and obsessions. @smilingformoney will be visiting me in my town, and she’ll be coming with me to the show. After chatting with her I’ve changed the trajectory of my set plan. Have a guess at what the theme of my jokes will be.

Yep, you guessed it. Snape.

8 minutes of Snape.

So obviously, I’m pumped. If anyone has ideas for jokes, particularly one liners, please DM me or comment. Also, I’m looking for things to say specifically about the Snapedom. If you give me a joke I’ll just say “someone from the Snape fandom gave me this joke.” Your privacy is safe with me.

Another update: attempted relationship with best friend failed. We’re back to being friends. Instead, I’m seeing a guy who is long, lanky, dark and mysterious. Sound familiar? Yeah, I have a type.

I’ll share clips of the comedy set (perhaps) when it’s done. It’s gonna be caliente.

How are you all? Due to complaints about my absence from multiple of you, I’ll be back to posting this week. Missed you guys.

Severus hated mistletoe. He stared at it for some time, wondering if the plant deserved the Reducto he so wanted to unleash upon it. Deciding against the waste of magic, he turned to walk away — only to freeze in his steps when the person he’d waited all day to see said, in tones of fond amusement — “Hello, Severus. Look. Mistletoe.”

I drew this for Snolidays Week Two @snapecelebration Prompt: Mistletoe.

Snape unintentionally wound up looking like Keanu Reeves in this one. That’s what I get for doing a 15 minute drawing. Anyway BYEEEE

Alone, in the dark, and surrounded by the howling blizzard, Severus felt more at peace than he had in weeks. The more he let himself be buffeted by the snow, the more the crease between his brows seemed to melt away. He walked for some time, enjoying the crunch of the snow beneath his feet and the twinkle of the stars above. After a while, when it began to grow too dark to see, Severus raised his wand to cast Lumos… but halted himself in the act, hesitating. Steadily, he lowered his arm again and changed his mind — preferring, as wanderers often do, not to know where he was going in the dead of night.

I drew this for @snapecelebration’s Snolidays, Day 1. Prompt: Blizzard.