On Thursday (this Thursday) I will be doing a themed comedy show about fandoms, hobbies and obsessions. @smilingformoney will be visiting me in my town, and she’ll be coming with me to the show. After chatting with her I’ve changed the trajectory of my set plan. Have a guess at what the theme of my jokes will be.
Yep, you guessed it. Snape.
8 minutes of Snape.
So obviously, I’m pumped. If anyone has ideas for jokes, particularly one liners, please DM me or comment. Also, I’m looking for things to say specifically about the Snapedom. If you give me a joke I’ll just say “someone from the Snape fandom gave me this joke.” Your privacy is safe with me.
Another update: attempted relationship with best friend failed. We’re back to being friends. Instead, I’m seeing a guy who is long, lanky, dark and mysterious. Sound familiar? Yeah, I have a type.
I’ll share clips of the comedy set (perhaps) when it’s done. It’s gonna be caliente.
How are you all? Due to complaints about my absence from multiple of you, I’ll be back to posting this week. Missed you guys.
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something about fanfiction just hits different. i mean this seriously — it’s so satisfying to read fics that are exactly what you’re looking for. it’s incredibly liberating to write fanfiction, but reading it is just something else. and once you start reading fanfiction more frequently i find that it gets increasingly difficult to get back to mainstream or popular literature, classic literature, or new books as they appear over time. part of the reason for this is that i know that fanfiction will cater to things i already find interesting, with all my favorite characters. i don’t have to ask myself ‘will this be good or not,’ because i already know it’s going to slap. and bless fanfiction writers everywhere for creating content for free that just can be so entertaining and healing at the same time. some fics i’ve read have made me feel truly seen and heard. i don’t have to struggle through the first four chapters of exposition because the fanfic author doesn’t have to infodump or explain the fictional world, they can just get straight into the nitty gritty and into the action if they want. some fics make me cry. some make me laugh. some quotes from certain fanfics have struck a chord that resonates within me so deeply that the fanfic has affected the way i feel about or see the word. all of the fics i read have me one hundred percent invested. fandoms have been adding to fanon for years to create rich tapestries in the backstories of existing fictional characters. fanfic writers don’t have to spend so much time on world building because the original creators already did that for them. fanfic writers can add their own twists and ideas with far more liberty and scope which means that every fic has a new and surprising little gem to discover. reading fanfiction is like a birthday gift come early because you get to read more about the characters you love from stories that potentially were hugely comforting or nostalgic or exciting and thrilling to you to begin with. yep. fanfiction has fLaVoR. fanfiction is *chef’s kiss.* fanfiction is the boss. fanfiction fucks (pun intended). fanfiction is my fave. fanfict—
This is a new Snape-dedicated blog; I’ve been #prosnape for years, and have written about various Snape+ ships, but this is the first time I’ve made a dedicated blog for our favorite flouncing fellow. It was high time, in any case. Edit: My OTP is Snamione, but I also like the other Snape+ ships as well, I’m fairly open-minded with it. I am a fan of bad guys and villains and misunderstood characters across the board. I’m a multi-shipper.
All people are welcome here. Let it be said that I am not a supporter of JK Rowling’s views and statements and behavior which have come to light in recent years. I am far too aware of the antisemitic, transphobic and homophobic themes that were prevalent in the canon, which is why I much prefer supporting headcanons and fan-creations to the original content. While I respect the need to boycott the HP series and I do not purchase or follow any ongoing sequels to the series myself, I still enjoy reading and writing fanfiction derived from the series itself, as I believe fanfiction is original and creative work, and the writers and artists should have good readership/exposure, since they work hard at what they do.
I am a member of the LGBTQ+ community and therefore cannot promote JK’s current, or future work. I did grow up with the books, however, and therefore it’s only expected that I did like and end up relating — in some way and at some point — to a few of the fictional characters in the books, Snape included. On that note I don’t think it’s bad to continue supporting fanfiction writers of the series, because their work is fantastic.
So I will be posting Snape related content, headcanons, and will promote the fanfiction and fanart that I love, as well as inspo posts. Occasionally I might share my own work, though that will be less frequent.
My DMs, Asks, Requests and Inbox are always open. Anon setting is activated for those of you who need it.
My blog is a safe zone for all ships.
Edit: I recently celebrated 300ish and 400ish and 500ish followers. Related posts are linked ^.
Edit: My current cover art is “That’s Absurd Snape™️” by @dranna. The cover art which i will use on and off again comes from this post by @the-mudbloods-will-conquer xxx
Thank you kindly for reading.
Edit: My new platform for Snape fics is Severusish on fanfiction-dot-net. My new AO3 is Severusish.
Edit: sideblogs are @professorseverus and @rumpleschtiltskin
DNI: Anyone is welcome, provided people are nice. This is a no-hate, no-anything-rude-at-all, entirely safe space blog. Anyone who acts otherwise will be booted out, reported, etc., with flair, in true Severusish, Snapely style. I don’t tolerate meanies. Edit: I am generally anti-anti. If you see any posts of mine tagged with Anti-Snape, it’s just my sense of wry humor and it is not me being sincere/directing it at the Anti-Snapedom. If, as an Anti-Snaper, you see my post in your feed, please let me know if it bothers you and I’ll remove the tag. I’ve happily done it for Anti-Snapers before, I’m genuinely very laid back and I don’t mean anything seriously. If you have a request for me to add/change the tags in my posts, just let me know.
If you want to get my attention, use SPECIFIC tags and TAGS I CREATED (described below).
SPECIFIC TAGS: Asks or my original posts will be tagged under #severusish says, #severusish asks, #severusish draws, #severusish thoughts, #my fic, #original content, #my writing, #my work, and #original fic.
GENERAL TAGS: I tag my posts, generally, under: #prosnape, #snover, #snapedom, #snape community, #snape defender, #snape defence, #snape lover, #snape art, #snart, #snape fanart, #snape OTP, #snape shippers. Often you’ll find my stuff under the tag #snamione/snanger.
A TAG I USE A LOT BUT CAN’T CLAIM CREDIT FOR BECAUSE IT WAS USED IN EXACTLY ONE POST BEFORE I STARTED USING IT: #snolidarity (not used in a snape context) #that’s absurd (used in a snape context)
I speak English and French fluently and I am learning Spanish. (I can understand it and speak it a bit, so if you’re Spanish feel free to swing by so I can practice my Spanish skills!)
Edit. I’m bored of making my age public in my bio. I’m old enough. Subject closed lmao
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I’m a Ravenclaw with infinite imagination, curiosity and creativity but who has a deep dark secret which is that time management for certain assignments is difficult. YES WE EXIST, RAVENCLAWS WHO STRUGGLE WITH MAKING STUDY/ADMIN SCHEDULES EXIST
Edit: I’d say I was a Slytherin but I don’t know how much of that is just wishful thinking. But I have gotten both Slytherin and Ravenclaw when taking Hogwarts House Sorting tests. So maybe I’m both green and blue? Can I be both? Lol. But the predominant result was Ravenclaw and I think it fits. I do have some key Slytherin traits. My favorite colors are primarily blue, green and black. Idk what that says, I feel like I’m not precisely in either house. I could be in one or the other. Anyway. Ravenclaw I guess
10. Which character do you relate to most, and why?
Neville Longbottom. I too am clumsy. I too have in the past been intimidated by a teacher. I too have a love of the study and nurture of plants. Underrated courage. Underrated intelligence. There’s a few things but realistically I think I relate to his character arc.
I also relate to Tonks because she can transform (I do acting and theatre so that fits the bill I think) and she’s rough-and-tumble, fairly confident in social situations, with a great sense of humor and MOST IMPORTANTLY she likes older partners — which is me. Great minds think alike. Excellent taste, Tonks
Otherwise I’d say I relate to Trelawney because she’s dramatic and frankly ridiculous and has crazy hair and wears glasses which of course fits me exactly
16. Who would be your enemy or enemies at Hogwarts?
I mean. That one kid. Zacharias. He seemed annoying af. Oh and Marietta Edgecombe — because SNEAK. Idk about the Slytherins, I’d probably be chill with them. And in terms of the professors — UMBRIDGE UMBRIDGE UMBRIDGE
When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy (but only if you want to)! Then, send to the last ten people in your notifs (anonymously if you want). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity ♡
Five things that make me happy right now:
1. Exchanging a little smile or a laugh with a stranger in the street. Or rolling my eyes together with someone I don’t know. That little moment of communication is so pure and human and wholesome and it makes me so happy
2. That first cup of tea or coffee in the morning and the way that the first three sips just hit every sleepy spot in my body and warm me up slowly until I can finally get moving. Looking out on the garden and hearing the blackbird sing as I prepare for the day.
3. When it’s misty out and the mist settles between the trees like a blanket made of low clouds. There’s something so early-spring and mysterious about that. Also, I love seeing the signs of buds on the plants at this time of year.
4. Cooking for my partner and feeding my partner. The other day there was only one pear left in the fruit basket, which was otherwise filled with persimmons and clementines. My partner loves pears to the point of obsession. I peeled the pear and cut it into even pieces and then fed it to my partner. I gave him a forkful of pear, and then gave him a kiss. Then another piece of pear, and another kiss. And so on until the pear was finished and he was very happy.
5. Waking up in the morning and feeling SO COMFY and not wanting to get up. But then after about ten minutes I’m happy to get up to make breakfast and have that little moment to myself before the day starts.
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I loved writing these! Thanks for sending it @darkalinas 🙏🏻🤍🖤 will forward it to some folks! Thanks again for the ask, it was lovely to have a moment to think about nice things xx
