Exit, pursued by a trilobite.

emperors new groove parody where qin shi huang has been turned into an alligator and he ends up on a field trip with local sheriff liu bang. Send tweet.

(noting prev tags): @petermorwood would have laughed with delight on seeing this, as Mr. Squeak and Goodman (but especially Goodman) used to run across the field next door to us like this when we called them. And Lilith (one of the queens in the family) would do the same leaping-up-out-of-the-herbage thing when out chasing the sheep in the pasture next to a previous house. :)

One thing I really like and find personally resonant about Julian Bashir is the fact that he's filled with passion and curiosity and enthusiasm but is also a judgmental hater. Responding to the new Defiant with "I hate the carpet." Responding to Jadzia saying "What I want is Worf" with "Why?" It's a pettiness distinct from his righteous anger over genuine injustice and it really speaks to me.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

In the TV show of Vorkosigan Saga which is never going to get made, I hereby demand that when Cordelia and Aral first meet, we immediately switch to Aral's point of view, and the visual of Cordelia lying in the mud throwing up is covered in bishie sparkles and an anime rose petal filter. So that we can really get a glimpse of what was going on inside Aral's head.