Exit, pursued by a trilobite.

And I had to think about my safety as a passenger and a woman, but I decided to just tell him: “I was visiting my girlfriend in New York.” And he went quiet, and I was briefly terrified, and then he said, “It’s good here in Canada, for people like us.” AND THEN I FUCKING CRIED OBVIOUSLY.

"Horse but make it a lizard and give it bat wings and horns"

didnt know how to interpret "make it a lizard" so i wrote lizard and drew an arrow pointing to the horse so people know its a lizard. Also didn't know what bat horns were so I gave it a horned bat nose

"A body like a big cat but completely covered in scales, the head of a crocodile with the horns of an ibex, and the wings of a bat on its back"

On it boss o7, ive mashed all these animals together and threw scales all over it. This the dragon you saw?

"Take a lizard, extend the neck. Add a pair of bat wings to the back. Add horns and sharp teeth."

Seems like we're onto somethin' boss! Though idk how it'd be so fearsome bein such a small thing.

"Big-ass lizard with wings" "big lizard" "Giant lizard" "Big fucking lizard"

don't seem too special?

"Imagine a winged alligator that was 70 feet tall and aware of its existence"

i dont know if this is a dragon but it could definitely be some kind of god

"Dinosaur with wings and horns?"

Dunno which dino you were talkin about so i just picked a random one. Stegosauus :}

"Big snake with legs and horns that can breathe fire"

Ah. Hm.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Qui-Gon lives AU but set during Clone Wars era.

When I taught second grade, one of the options for students who had finished their work was to write a letter to the president. I would send all of the letters in a big envelope at the end of every month.

Watching my students get more and more frustrated with him (and concerned about his wellbeing) was not the result I'd hoped for when I came up with the idea, but it was kind of hilarious.

See, Obama had a standard packet with information and activities about his dog he'd send in response to letters from very young citizens...and of course his office sent one back to our class every single time we sent mail.

So eventually all of the letters looked something like this:

If you still have all your fingers, you are not bad at diy woodworking! this is why I love this hobby. still got all your bits? not needing medical attention? whatever the wood looks like, you are winning! Pat yourself on the back!

point two if you want shelf #2 to Not Do That Shit and also you should do this for shelf #1 because with time It Will Do That Shit Too because of how wood behaves and misbehaves (technical term is racking--you know how a shitty bookcase ends up sorta...diagonal and turns into a folding bookcase over time? it happens bc of an interaction between the screws and the fibers of the wood--when you screw into the end of a board, it pushes the fibers apart! and since the screw is parallel with the fibers, this is easy to do so over time it pushes them more and more apart. which makes the screwed object kind of. not screwed. over the next few years or months or whatever, depending). The way you stop it is put a piece of wood that fits tightly between the upright supports on the bottom of the horizontal piece of wood. You can glue it or screw it or both--it can be fairly small, and you can use whatever you have lying around. Basically, it braces the shelf from the inside, and inhibits the side-to-side motion that allows it to wiggle and allows the screws to make their holes bigger and thus wiggle more. You can also just put a sheet of wood as backing--that's why Ikea bookshelves have the thin backing that you attach with eleventy billion nails and at least one bashed thumb, to keep them from misbehaving.

Here’s what I did with a bunch of floor to ceiling shelves I made for our old house. It’s just a bit of scrap (old ikea bed bits actually) turned vertically and fitted under the second from top shelves. Featuring photobombing cats and two dogshit tables I built.

Here’s the bed! It actually folds but that doesn’t make it easy to move. This was my third iteration of the design; the first two were fulls, this one is a king. It does not wiggle or creak but it has been mistaken for being an addition to the house because I overbuilt it like woah. Also featuring photobombing cat.

Bed being assembled! No cats in this one, though.