Exit, pursued by a trilobite.

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

F5 F5 F5

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though

"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

This is real and I need to HEAR THIS

i just saw someone on bluesky allege that captain benjamin sisko is the only cishet on ds9 and i must reassert my firmly held belief that the only reason jadzia hit on him in fascination is that she holds the memory of that one time ben and curzon explored each other’s bodies

Avery Brooks also deliberately changed one of Sisko's lines in Rejoined (the one with Dax's wife + big-ass lady-kiss), which he directed, from "the woman I [theoretically] fall in love with" to "person," so. I feel like that's a pretty strong indicator right there.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

A wedding should NEVER occur before noon. It shouldn’t be too late either. You want to get married at 1-3 pm so everyone starts drinking early and is so drunk they are hauled home at a reasonable hour.

I dunno, we did a morning wedding and an intentionally limited amount of alcohol so that Certain Parties we were required to invite but were not fond of would go away in a timely manner. It seemed like as good a way as any to avoid a pitched battle at the reception.