president of the asajj ventress fan club

im being so serious now we have the backrooms movie and have proved that creepypasta can be a popular hit Big TV needs to give me an eight part left right game series pronto. or ill simply have to eat them

honestly something so entertaining to me about tay kolma telling milf mothma or whatever her name is that his politics are too dark and twisted for her to comprehend. meanwhile he's talking to the woker. i just feel like thats an excellent subplot to be dealing with. you reconnect with your old best friend from before she got married off to her socialite malewife thinking you'll shock her with your crazy libdem politics meanwhile she's personally funding a galaxy-wide rebellion out of her personal spending account and doesnt gaf. sort of thing that would have me going home and screaming into a cushion

You can't like a post about a show from the uk because david tennant is in all of them and then you will be subjected to 100 posts about dr who's complex trauma from when he went to the urgleburgle quadrant and saved catherine tate from a hydra. real problem i have to suffer with

all im saying is dave filoni can constantly keep retconning deaths as long as he wants because i know it would make darth vader so mad to know that everyone and their mother can come back from the dead except from his wife

live action asajj ventress is impossible for the same reason live action robin hood fox is impossible. it is too difficult to make them hot enough without getting incredibly strange about it

episode ix couldve had goth lesbian rey being trained by meemaw asajj ventress who immediately one shots kylo ren within like 5 seconds of meeting him and the rest of the film is about rey going speed dating except for a 30 second cutscene where palaptine drowns in a swimming pool. but you didnt want that did you kathleen kennedy. because of woke

Dave felony could spit in my face and tell me mother talzin and count dooku never fucked raw on the nightsister spirit altar but i would still know in my soul he was lying to me. talzin walked dooku like a dog on his hands and knees through the dathomir forest and pegged him with the dark side til he turned evil. forgive me i saw it on the holonet

empire invades earth aus are fun but always implausible. every day it becomes clearer to me that their great military minds would immediately get sidetracked. look me in the eyes and tell me thrawn wouldnt immediately take his ass to the louvre. that grand moff tarkin wouldnt discover risk and decide thats all he needs actually. you cant. because its canon. palpatine just keeps sending all of his best men and immediately losing them to Earth Culture because he exclusively hires from coruscant gay bars

"why did mon mothma get that horrible haircut" asajj ventress founding father of bad haircuts was camping out on yavin iv doing some espionage and saw a fellow lesbian in desperate need of a terrible trim. next question