Nobody expects the ostrich

Get the wet food

Buckle that shuckle

I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

Become ungovernable

Become ungardenable

also: cats practice reciprocal grooming, so if your cat just starts licking your skin or clothes randomly it's because they're trying to groom you back :)

I swear the way that some people talk about AI on this site sounds like those hysterical posts about programming being satanic with screenshots of programs telling people to "kill child"

I’m confused, aren’t those switched? I thought entropy was going from chaotic life to orderly death, from hot and moving to cold and still.

I think the confusion is the point this piece is trying to make.

Order is functional, Chaos is when nothing connects to what it needs to.

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money