Find A Nicer Way To Kill It

(Puffing out my chest) Yeah well i’ve been followed and eventually unfollowed by several popular niche bloggers i hold strange amounts of respect for so you’d better watch who you’re speaking to that way

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

Cassandra: I have seen the future and it is really, really stupid. They're hiding in the fucking horse.

i was laying yucky style and i look over to the other side of the couch to see minu doing the exact same and it made me laugh so hard

I use my dying breath to once again mock the musical shortcomings of the "red hot chili peppers"...

it's called plato's closet because fashion is like an illusion. and because they chain you to the wall and make you watch a puppet show but mostly the illusion thing