SKOVEN ER UENDELIG

When you remember that Faxe is a real place

it's where they make the soda

In Faxe it’s like gravy

frat guy yelling the f word out of his truck then privately getting really scared & guilty about the possibility that the person might actually be lgbt, which he had not considered

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

honestly imagine. You learn that one of your friends is gonna sell you out to the cops, so you gather them all for a dinner and say to their faces “one of you is going to betray me, and you know who you are.” Jesus was kinda catty tbh

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared