SKOVEN ER UENDELIG

When you remember that Faxe is a real place

it's where they make the soda

In Faxe it’s like gravy

I heard something the other day about Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez. Obviously not a very good guy. But every time his story gets brought up they mention that his cousin showed him albums of polaroids that he took in Vietnam when he was in the army of the women that he raped and murdered. And its interesting that strictly by numbers his cousin is far worse except he was doing it outside of America to non-americans so nobody cares

it’s hard for me because i don’t give a fuck about fifa or taylor swift so there’s nothing to talk about

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

I would have paddled away quickly

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

you should teach them

their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.

what?? no

correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/

that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information

not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time

What you seem to not understand is that when volcanoes erupt the way Mount Vesuvius did, your survival is dependant on whether or not you're close enough to a ship when it happens. It doesn't matter how smart you are, your IQ cannot outrun a catastrophic volcanic eruption. If you're going to criticize them for anything, it should be their decision to settle near an active volcano in the first place.

as was previously established, my large IQ can outrun many things, so I do not imagine a volcano would be that much more difficult

yeah okay, ill reblog that

Question/gen if you jumped in the ocean and stayed under for a while could you possibly survive?

you don't need need to do all that. you will find the solution is much simpler

Please, share your wisdom, what is the simple solution!

you just leave

If they went underwater they'd have to worry about all those smooth sharks anyways.

its interesting how the people who say "my trauma made me funny" are never actually funny just uncomfortably self-deprecating

9/11

Everyone should be eating some kind of meat with beans

fartcity

If you eat beans often enough that stops happening tbh

the fartman ^^^^