SKOVEN ER UENDELIG

When you remember that Faxe is a real place

it's where they make the soda

In Faxe it’s like gravy

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

frat guy yelling the f word out of his truck then privately getting really scared & guilty about the possibility that the person might actually be lgbt, which he had not considered

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

honestly imagine. You learn that one of your friends is gonna sell you out to the cops, so you gather them all for a dinner and say to their faces “one of you is going to betray me, and you know who you are.” Jesus was kinda catty tbh

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan