meats and cheeses always pleases

Does anyone have the pjackk post that says suck my weenee or is that one lost to time

curse🤤carried on forever in me🤤curse🤤from which I may never be free🤤curse🤤from down🤤below🤤holy🤤

#InterestingOccurrence from work tonight and a first for me where I was halfway through unloading a box, picked up a shoebox sized package + went AUGH in surprise and immediately dropped it back down, picked it up again and announced This Packages Got A Bee On It. Actually one of the fattest bumblebees I've seen in my life and it was still alive despite having been buried under all those other packages for god knows how many hours. After my coworker brought him outside (and said he buzzed in gratitude once he was out) I checked the box label to see how far he was after travelling from to end up in athlone and that bumblebee came from DONEGAL

Bet doggerland was mad

Peeling garlic outside and was too lazy to get a knife to cut the hard end bit off and found a small sharp stone on the ground and cut it off with that instead #TheStoneAgeChef

Cork🖕

They're all praising and omg I can't NOT reblog thising an already very middling pun but all I can focus on is the pike once again misidentified as a gar which is one of the two river fish these people know of (the other being salmon but only during spawning, for artistic purposes) and I must remind myself these people and their posts are below me