Meandering fecklessly through the universe

my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

controversial opinion, but characters are so much more interesting when you are able to forget about shipping them for a moment and actually appreciate their unrelated personal plot/arc. if the most interesting thing you can think of about a character is the ship you like them with, then I don't think you actually like that character very much

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

yes this exactly

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

I routinely tell my chickens that they're good chickens, but just between you and me, they are mediocre chickens at best.

Showed this to my mom and she was like "É, mas também com galinha num tem muito jeito não" which roughly translates as "Yeah, but with chickens, it's not like you have a lot of room for excellence."

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children