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electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. thatâs called clinical depression.
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how the human brain works:
electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. thatâs called clinical depression.

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The âsmartâ fans are the problem
The third season of Rick and Morty began with a convoluted story in which series villain Rick breaks out of prison before breaking up his daughterâs marriage. Thereâs also a huge battle that includes many Ricks from other dimensions as the story folds back over itself and past seasons, and the whole thing ends with a wonderfully nonsensical speech about how this all happened so Rick can get more of a promotional dipping sauce from McDonaldâs.
The joke, which plays with the showâs theme that Rick is empty, alone and despondentdespite having everything he could ever ask for, is that all that work was done for a silly, arbitrary reason. There is no plan, and there is no meaning. It may as well be a dipping sauce.
This flew right over the heads of some of the showâs biggest fans, and McDonaldâs stepped right up to take advantage of this fact.
McDonaldâs is struggling. Itâs an older brand that has become synonymous with low quality and disposable culture. Sales are down, and the new CEO needs to get them back up. So why not turn to the internet?
What started as a silly joke about Rickâs hollow soul became a marketing opportunity, and the best part was that McDonaldâs didnât have to pay Adult Swim anything to cash in. The promotion was never officially tied into Rick and Morty in any way, although McDonaldâs did everything it could within the bounds of the law to connect the two brands.
âLook at that art, look at the font,â Rick and Morty co-creator Dan Harmon told Polygon. âLook Iâm not being sarcastic when I talk about this. If anyone from McDonaldâs is reading this, I donât see anything wrong with what theyâre doing and clearly neither does their legal department.â
But of course the fans revolted. McDonaldâs either underestimated demand for the sauce or tried to manufacture scarcity of an old product that was already meant to be promotional â the sauce was originally supposed to tie into the Disney film Mulan â and ugly scenes broke out as fans waited in line for hours only to be told that their location was out of the sauce.
This is a weird situation for everyone, because Adult Swim had nothing to do with the promotion, nor did anyone from the show itself get a heads up about how McDonaldâs would try to take advantage of the joke. McDonaldâs, for its part, didnât seem to understand what it was tapping into when it leaned into this gag.
No one was prepared for the enthusiasm of Rick and Morty fans, who are already getting an online reputation for, believe it or not, narcissism and toxicity. And they took that toxicity out on McDonaldâs employees, who had little idea of how bad their day was going to get.
Rick and Morty superfans, the ones who are giving the rest of us a bad reputation, like to âjokeâ about how you have to be smart to understand the show while proving over and over again that they donât understand the show. Rick wasnât saying the sauce was important, he was saying that nothing is important. Why not destroy a family over a sauce? Why do or donât do anything?
The fans responded by giving the subject of that joke an absurd amount of importance in their lives. They felt real anger over not getting their sauce, and they donât mind taking it out on McDonaldâs.
Itâs funny because McDonaldâs is attempting to reference how Rick talks without paying the creators of Rick anything while making both brands look bad while also highlighting how quickly online fandom can turn into angry mobs in real life. OK, maybe this isnât funny at all. Maybe the whole situation is sick, and youâre right to feel a little sick when you read about it.
Because the fans donât understand any level of whatâs going on. If they understood Rick, they wouldnât care about the sauce because no one in the show really cares about the sauce. It was never referenced in the show again. Dan Harmon himself explained to us that the line was put there just to rip on co-creator Justin Roilandâs love for the sauce. If they understood Morty, they would be kinder to the McDonaldâs workers who didnât ask for any of this.
And if they understood the point of the show so far â that living only for yourself is destructive and selfish no matter how smart you are â they would be ashamed at how theyâre acting.
But these Rick and Morty fans donât understand anything about this situation. Not the way commercialism stepped in to cash in on nihilism, nor the irony of how theyâve given something intense meaning and value after being told by a fictional character that it had meaning as a way of illustrating that nothing has meaning.
Theyâve turned into Fight Club fans who start their own fight clubs, not understanding that the point of the movie is how easily white male anger is co-opted for violence and mindless support of empty and hateful causes.
And theyâve done this due to their love of a show they think makes them look smart or that they feel justifies their loneliness. Maybe theyâre not alone because theyâre so intelligent, maybe the problem is that theyâre the kind of people who would get mad at a fast food place for not having enough sauce. The problems in their life most likely begin and end at that fact.
I donât watch this show, but this entire trainwreck is fascinating to me
i donât think straight people will ever truly understand why many of us gay people LOVE being gay and why we would not change ourselves for the world. even the most progressive straight people, deep down, they pity us. they think weâd probably rather be straight if we could. âprogressiveâ people always make the argument that âbeing gay isnât a choice, because who would ever choose to be gay??â guess what: i didnât choose to be gay, but i would. theyâll never understand that once weâre able to accept ourselves and find a safe community, being gay feels amazing. i love being a woman who loves women. and itâs only because of them that iâve ever had to even think about questioning that.Â
Realizing itâs not romance that I hate but overdone straight relationships with zero chemistry built on a slew of misogynistic tropes was like a huge revelation for me
me: let's do something productive
brain: too stressed, can't focus
me: ok, then let's do something enjoyable first
brain: can't do that either, feeling too guilty for not being productive

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Iâm going to hell. Donât stop me.
If anyone wants to know why I love and appreciate Taliesin Jaffe so much, hereâs another reason to top off a very long list of reasons.Â
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Finn: Iâm you but fuck you
Itâs so fucked up that women are so universally dismissed and hated in society that nearly every single woman goes through a phase (if not a lifetime) of thinking she isnât like other women purely because she has rational thoughts, hobbies, feelings, and needs.
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Me: no heterosexual nonsense
Guillermo Del Torro: this lady fucks a fish man
Me: some heterosexual nonsense
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
ACCURATE
Our country has fascism. This is the creator of rick and morty and community saying heâs not a nazi and you should too. To actually stand up and say no.
The discourse is over. Nazi white nationalist whatever the fuck they want to call it now are terrorists.
Their entire platform is to get rid of minorities.Â
BLM and antifaâs platform is âdonât kill me pleaseâ
Honestly, I wish it wasnât so surprising to see a white man creator/showrunner loudly, clearly, and articulately explain why itâs not even a matter to entertain the IDEOLOGIES of fascism
This is the only proper mainstream media response the Nazis. Â
It is not radical, but in fact, a reasonable, moderate position, to decide genocide is wrong and evil, no debate.
âThe discourse is over. We have sat. We have talked. We have pondered. The discourse is overâŚthe war has begun. Youâre not talking to Nazis anymore. Youâre not talking to people that want to entertain the notion of being a Nazi anymore. You donât want to talk to people that want to circumscribe the concept of Nazism within a fucking Socratic dialectic about goddamn whether Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi.Â
Theyâre fucking Nazis. . Itâs the bedrock of humanity. Itâs so low that the worst people in the world find it, and thatâs where they rally. And itâs so low
We have gotten so bad, that a 1/3 of our country has gotten there! 29% of the people are fucking Nazis! Letâs face it. Thatâs a minority. We can beat them! We have to say, âIâm NOT A NAZIâ though!â
2/3 of the country doesnât want to be political. Itâs not politics to say youâre not a Nazi! Itâs like taking a shit. You just do it or you explode! You die if you donât shit and you die if you donât say youâre not a Nazi. Fascism is a fucking cancer, it will eat your country unless your country kills it.
Hereâs what happens when you get cancer: nothin good. nothing. There is no way out of it. Iâm your countryâs doctor. Youâve got cancer. You have fascism. You are going to suffer. You are going to fight. You are going to feel pain. You are not getting out of this. We have fascism. It is happening. Weâre fucking dead maybe, or maybe theyâre dead. Thatâs about it. Thereâs not a continuum. Itâs not a grey area. Itâs not a fad. Fascism doesnât pop up and then recede when it finds out no oneâs into it. It doesnât respond to love. It doesnât respond to hate. It doesnât respond to ignoring it. It doesnât respond to timeouts. It doesnât respond to attention. It doesnât respond to lack of attention.
You stab it. You cut it out. You bombard it with poison or you die. And in any case, you will probably die. Donât die talking to cancer! Donât die hanging out with it. Donât die arguing with it on Twitter. Itâs fucking fascism. ENOUGH! Team up. Stop bitching about Bernie Sanders. I donât care what flavor you want your democracy to be. Itâs democracy versus motherfucking fascism! You can be as Bernie as you want! You got to do it later man. Youâve got to do it fucking later. You got to do it later.â
(Watch the video if you can because the delivery is almost as good as the message)
Itâs hilarious seeing nazis and centrist throw around those rick and morty memes like guys your beloved show hates you
It should have been obvious when they saw Rick and Summer beating the shit out of a Nazi during their âbeating shit upâ Montage.
honestly some of yâall want a significant other so badly and canât understand why you canât find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when youâre busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes youâre too caught up to text each other before 6pm. thatâs how it is. thinking that you canât be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than â1.75 hoursâ for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldnât be in a relationship if you canât allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if youâre projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesnât even exist yet, then you arenât ready for one.

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Laziness: Iâd rather sit here than pick up those clothes
Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down câmon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-
Holy shit you nailed it
when are tumblr folk gonna grow out of hating on popular media to fuel their superiority complex tho