DAILYLUCIFERS

and mostly like many, many cats in my future 

hell wasn’t home. and heaven, well…was hell.

Never fear, Luci-Dan is here. Or is it Douche-ifer? Actually, it’s got more of a ring to it, hasn’t it?

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Right. Well, my dance card’s full with this one, I’m afraid. But the odds are definitely in your favor out there. Probably not batting for the same team, but you never know…

I also know what it’s like to be without a home. My father kicked me out. It’s very traumatic. But, much like Tim Dunlear, I’d like to do whatever it takes to help you, so, here, the shirt off my back.

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                              I wish I had my knives. We could have made a blood pact.

Lucifer Morningstar + sass (requested by anon)

                                                                   It’s game bloody on.

Lucifer and Chloe (2.01) Is everything all right, Detective? You seem distracted. Usually I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.

                                        Oh, I’m sensing sarcasm and general loathing.