Dans les Nuages

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

The opposite of hostile infrastructure! More! Bring back sitting places! Return me to better times when existing outside my home was free and pleasant!

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

Let’s go to market with mama.

He got mad as helllll

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

The best contraceptive, furious umbrella beatings.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

maybe if we, as a society, spent more time in gardens things wouldn’t be like this

when my dad was a little kid there was a day at school where his teacher put on the muppet show as a treat and then later when he got home he remembered that there was also a new episode of the muppet show airing that evening and he excitedly professed to his parents that he was “happy because it’s a two muppet day” and even now whenever a day is pleasantly surprising my family calls it a “Two Muppet Day” :)

hoping everyone had a Two Muppet Day today :)