old as balls

i just wish it was easier. like. in general

So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her

Ah.

Ngl ive had Gideon the ninth in my to read pile on my kindle app for months and this post is what inspired me to finally open it now

Ah, I see.

......well now I'm curious.

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

big "I care infinitely, to my core, and it sickens me" energy

no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live