proshipper, villain enjoyer, rational adult

Blade's Hua Cheng Cosplay Era

just so Hoyoverse is aware, hua cheng blade and the very blade-centric story in 4.2 and 4.3 especially all the renheng shipbaiting literally revived my flagging interest in this game. it was obvious targeting like. they could have saved time and just addressed this whole update to me personally. blade was THE character that got me to play this game in the first place and i have been starving for blade scraps all this time. it's refreshing to see them actually centering him in the story and not abandoning his arc to focus on the new 5 star of the week. what i'm saying is good work.

he keeps attracting spirit butterflies JUST LIKE A CERTAIN GHOST KING

this basically sums it all up

he's too beautiful for this world and the way his backstory synthesizes with the current story is perfect and the way his attitude especially toward dan heng and the trailblazer softens without changing his core personality is just

BLADE RAINBOWS

i love him your honor

also Caelus the whole time he's in Planarcadia:

AKA: the update they made just to commit armed robbery of my finances

AKA: the HoyoTHIRST is real

Exhibit A: my man living his best life with his tits and belly out

BUT WHAT IS THAT YOUR HONOR? ENHANCE! ENHANCE!

THAT'S RIGHT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY! VEINS! VEINS ON MY MAN'S TUMMY

Y'ALL THIS HAD ME

I GET IT HOYO JUST

i will tolerate generic pink haired titty waifus every new planet and gooner fanservice and storylines that went to shit because you were trying to sell a new character but

don’t you dare touch my doomed yaoi or so help you