sidesaddle tits akimbo

wait ok what was everyone's gateway rpf

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us